Authors Note:: this is a story of the CSI people when they were in preschool. They are all the same age except for Sara, and Nick are the youngest but only by a few months. When there is a * + * + * + * + * that means that it's the present time and it will go back by those same indicators. Hope that you enjoy it! And if you don't that's ok!



Here I go . . .



Gil Grissom walked into the empty classroom with his mother. There was no one there yet, he was always the first one there. Gil tried to get out of his mothers grip to play in the corner with some of the toys, but his mother held him back.


'Gil promise me that I won't get a phone call today from your teacher saying that you have been scaring the other children or trying to dissect anything.' Amy Grissom told him kneeling down to his level.


'But mom! How am I going to be a surgeon if I don't practice in my youth?!? A repetitive process is good for a growing mind.' Gil said eye the toys in the corner.


'You don't need to be worrying about being a surgeon Gil, just promise me that you won't today.'


Gil crossed his fingers behind his back from his mothers view, 'I promise.'


'Good boy.' Amy kissed his forehead, 'Now go play.' Gil went over to the toys and started playing and Amy left.


Chuck Stocks entered the room with Nick and told him his regular pep talk of the day. 'Now son remember blue colors are for boys, pink is for girls. Girls like flowers, so give them pink flowers to win their hearts.'


Nick scratched his head, 'But Sara like purple flowers, Dad.'


'I know son but give her pink ones.'


Nick shrugged his shoulders, 'Ok.'


Chuck ruffled Nick's hair, 'Good boy now go and play in the corner.' Nick went over to the corner and played with Gil. Kailyn Willows entered the room with her daughter Catherine and saw Chuck in the door way. 'Hey Kailyn, I'm glad to see you today.'


'Please,' Kailyn said bringing Catherine over to Gil and Nick. 'He always just wants me, to come over there and dance for him. But he just can't pay.' She sighed.


'It's ok mommy he's going threw a tough time with his divorce right now.' Catherine said putting her hand on her shoulder.


'Yeah., but that's still no excuse. Ok so be a good girl and don't break anything today. I don't want to have to be paying for anything else that you have broken.'


'Mom it wasn't my fault that the Merry-Go-Round was broken and that I just happened to be in the control room with the keys!'


'Yes just try and be a good girl.'


'I'll try.' Catherine watched her mother and Chuck leave together with a disgusting look on her mothers face.


After ten minutes Sara came in with her father, Justin. Justin was wearing a exterminator work out fit on. Sara was in a pair of faded blue jeans a red T-Shirt. 'Sara I want for you to do whatever you want. If you start to feel uncomfortable just call Monica ok?'


'Fine, can I go now?' Sara pleaded.


'Ok.' Justin walked out of the door and Sara huffed over to where everyone else was playing.


'Ok so this is where the appendix is.' Gil said pointing to a dolls stomach.


'My daddy has a new girlfriend.' Sara said.


'Another one? What does he do pay for them with his credit card?' Catherine asked.


'I don't know, but I don't like this one she's mean.' Sara crossed her arms.


''Hey lets play murder!' Nick suggested.


'I want to be the detective!' Gil said.


'I want to be the murder!' Catherine said.


'I want to be baby dolls second Uncle!' Nick said.


'I WANT TO DRIVE THE BUS!' Sara yelled.


'Sara there's no bus.' Gil said raising his eyebrow.


'Then what do I get to do?' Sara said.

'You can be Catherine's get away driver!.' Nick said suggested.


'Ok.'


Sara turned off the lights and put baby doll in the play house. Catherine took a bottle of ketchup from the refrigerator and poured it all over baby dolls neck and started smashing it's head with a remote control. Catherine then went over and hid in the mats. Sara turned on the lights. Nick strolled over to where baby doll was.


'Oh no! Baby doll has been murdered!' Nick took the play telephone and started to dial when he stopped. 'What's the phone number for 911?'


'911!' Gil told him. Nick continued dialing and for some reason didn't hear a dial tone. So he took the phone and threw it against the fire alarm witch started going off.


'HOLY SH-, I mean COME ON KIDS GET OUT SIDE RIGHT NOW!' Brass came running into the room.


Catherine, Nick, Gil, and Sara went outside and were greeted by police men and firefighters. Sara, Nick, and Gil went over to the fire truck and started climbing up the ladder. Catherine went over to one of the police men.


'Is that a real gun?' She asked innocently with her big blue eyes.


'Yes.' Said the police man.


'Is it loaded?'


'Yes.' The police man raise his eyebrow.


'Cool!' Catherine took the gun from the officer and went into his police car and locked the door. 'Now all I have to do is hot wire this thing.' Catherine cocked her head to the side and saw that the keys were already in the ignition. 'Never mind.' Catherine put the gun on the seat next to her and was about to put her foot on the gas when she heard a voice.


'CATHERINE! What are you doing in my daddy's car!' Warrick said from the back seat.


'Driving duh!'


'Oh man, my dad's going to kill you.'


'No he's not, I have his gun.'


'He's gonna run you over!'


'No he's not, I have his car.'


'Oh yeah, well I'm gonna ... I'm gonna .... I'm gonna tell my MOM!'


'Do you always listen to what your mom says?' Catherine turned around to him.



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Catherine and Warrick were sitting in the break room in silence. 'Hey Warrick could you hand me a cup of coffee?' Catherine asked while reading the fifth Harry Potter book of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.


'Can't you get it yourself?'


'No.'


'Why not? Your perfectly capable. Besides my mom always said that-'


'Do you always listen to your mom?'


'Most of the time.' Warrick shrugged.


'Well this isn't most of the time, so could you get me a cup please?' Catherine pleaded.


'Fine.'



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'Yes.' Warrick stuck out his tongue.


'Not anymore you don't' Catherine put her foot onto the pedal of the car all the way down but didn't move. 'Shoot I forgot to change the gears.' She was about to change gears when Warrick's dad opened the door,


'Catherine give me my gun back.' HE said putting his hand out.


'No.'


'Catherine, I'll do what ever you what just give me my gun back.'


'Do I get a cookie?'


'Yes.'


'OK!' Catherine gave him the gun and hopped out the car.



'Catherine murdered baby doll and Nick was calling 119 when-' Sara told the police man.


'991' Nick corrected her.


'911! Don't you watch the commercials!' Gil said.


'Then the alarm went off and then you came over.' Sara explained.


'Ok kids lets get back to class.' Brass came over and ushered everyone including Warrick into the classroom.


'I don't make a good murder so I'm gonna be a stripper just like my mommy.' Catherine was telling Gil.


'Cool.' Everyone sat down.


'Mr. Brass.' Nick raised his hand, 'I have to go to the bathroom!'


'Ok go.' Nick ran into the bathroom. When he came back Brass started to talk again. 'Now we have a new student coming into class. Now please do me a favor and don't scare him away like you guys did the last fifteen.'


'It's not our fault that they don't like bugs!' Gil said.


'What's his name?' Warrick asked.


'Is he cute?' Catherine asked.


'His name is Greg.'


Just then there was a knock at the door. There was a boy holding onto his fathers hand. 'Oh hello Greg, this is your new class. We were just about to color pictures would you like to join us?'


'Ok.' Greg turned to his da, 'You can leave now.' Greg's dad left and Greg went over to a chair next to Sara and Gil.


Everyone started coloring. The room was silent for fifteen minutes, Nick was the first to finish.


'Mr. Brass can I pick some pink flowers?' Nick raised his hand.


'Ok, I'll watch you from the window.' Brass said as he poured liquid glue over his toes.

Nick left and came back later with a bundle of pink flowers and handed them to Sara.


'Sara my daddy said that girls like pink flowers so I got you some.' Nick said giving her the flowers.


'Nick how many times do I have to tell you. I like purple flowers, not pink!.' Sara sighed, 'Hand me that purple crayon.' Nick gave her the crayon and Sara began to color the flowers purple with he purple crayon. Soon all of the flowers were purple and Sara hugged Nick. 'Thank you for the purple flowers Nick.'


'OK! Lets show everyone each others pictures.' Brass said.


Gil stood up and showed his picture, 'This is a man swimming in his own blood.'


Catherine stood up, 'This is me stripping for people and making lots of moneys.'


Greg stood up, 'This is me eating a porcupine.'


Warrick went next, 'This is a frog.'


Nick stood up smiling, 'This is a picture of my girlfriend Sara.'


'I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!' Sara jumped onto Nick and started punching him in the face.


Brass stood up and pulled Sara off of Nick. 'Sara say your sorry to Nick.'


'Sorry Nick.' She said softly.


'Ok now go, in the corner for a time out.'


Sara went over to the corner. 'I think I broke my nose.'




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Sara sat in Nick's Tahoe on there way to work together. 'Hey Nick remember when I broke your nose?'


'Yeah, that hurt so bad.' Nick said rubbing his nose, 'Don't ever do that again.'


'Why not?' Sara asked innocently.


'I've broken it once and it doesn't need to be broken again.'




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'Catherine are you really going to be a stripper?' Greg asked.


'Yes I am. Just like my mommy and I'm going to make a $100 a night.'


'I have a silver penny could you practice o n me?' Gill asked.


'No it's not a $100.'


Brass and Nick came back into the room, then the bell rang. Everyone's parents started piling in and taking each of there kids. When the room emptied out Brass went over to the play house and put markers all over his face, then went to bed.