A Weekend at the beach

Darknessxxx

Based on the skit of RWBY Chibi 14. I don't own RWBY.


Weiss hummed to herself as she finished folding and Packing the last of her luggage. Finally finished, she stepped back, smiling, and inspected her work.

"Let's see," she said aloud. "I got my plane ticket, fist class of course..." she checked her scroll to confirm it was there. "...enough clothes for the duration of the time I'll be there..." She pointed to the bag she had filled with clothes when she suddenly sensed a presence lurking behind her, she quickly turned around to investigate only to see the empty room. Perplexed she then turned back to her bags and continued taking inventory.

"...Lots of DUST in case of emergencies..." she continued. "...and of course beachwear!" as she sang the last item she once again sensed a presence behind her.

"Hello!" she said as she once again turned around. Instead of an empty room, this time, she saw Zwei, sitting on the floor looking up at her. "Oh, hello there," she said, laughing at her own overreaction. She bent over and rubbed the top of his head. "Who's a good boy?"

Zwei barked happily and licked her hand.

With renewed happiness, Weiss stood back up and clapped her hands together. "Alright! I'm ready for my vacation at the..."

"Hey, Weiss!" Weiss had turned back to her bags only to come face to face with Ruby, who greeted her with her usual gusto. Shocked, Weiss fell back, landing next to Zwei.

"Ruby!" Weiss yelled at her.

"So, I was talking with Yang and we came up with the perfect way to spend our long weekend!" Ruby said, oblivious to Weiss's frustration. "You and Blake can come to over to our place!"

"No," Weiss said as she stood up, wiping away any dirt from her combat skirt.

"Don't be so modest," Ruby told her. "We have a spare bedroom you guys can use. Of course, you won't have time for sleep when you're up all night: playing video games, watching movies, and maybe even doing the whole manicures and boy talk thing!"

"Ruby, listen" Weiss looked Ruby dead in the eyes. "If you can get Blake to spend the weekend at your house, that's great! However, I already have plans on how to spend the weekend. Plans that involve laying on a beach."

"That sounds kinda boring, but sure, we can do that too!" Ruby said. "Patch is an island,so "

there should be loads of beaches!"

"And just how many beach resorts does it have?" Weiss asked.

"Resorts?" Ruby repeated. "Well,uh..."

"I thought so," Weiss said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get these bags downstairs." she then picked up one of the many bags she had packed and left the room.

Not long after being left alone with Zwei did a sly smile form on Ruby's face. "Beach resort eh?" she said.


Yang was sitting in Team JNPR's room across the hall, slightly shocked at the sight of the video-game character she had been controlling laying at the bottom of the screen, while the words "GREAT GLADIATOR WINS!" were written along the top.

"I'm sorry," Pyrrha said.

"No problem," Yang said. "I'll just have to get you in the rematch!" She picked her scroll back up and was then immediately pushed out where she was sitting by Nora.

"Losers pass it on!" Nora said as she took out her own scroll. "Only winners get to go on!" She then picked her character, just as Ruby appeared at the open door.

"Yang!" Ruby called into the room. "Great news about our weekend plans!"

"Did you tell Weiss she's invited to stay with us?" Yang asked.

"Yep," Ruby said. "And leave it to Weiss to come up with an idea that's so much better!"

"Ooh, I'm listening," Yang said.

"Two words," Ruby said. "Beach resort vacation."

As Ruby's words sunk in Yang's eyes lit up with excitement and an uncontrollable smile formed on her face. "That's three words" she pointed out. "But that doesn't matter, 'cause I am so down with that idea!"

"That's an outrage!" Nora shouted, turning away from the screen, the phrase GREAT GLADIATOR WINS once again showing. "First, you guys head off to a desolate city to track down an underground criminal organization, that was literally underground! And now you're off on vacation? Without us? Are we not friends!? Comrades!? Practically a family!?"

"I think what Nora is trying to say is..." Jaune said. "Mind if we join you?"

Hearing Jaune's question caused another sly smile to form on Ruby's face.


While Yang and Team JNPR had started packing, Ruby left in search of Blake. In her search, she ran past, Velvet, who called out to her.

"Hey, Ruby! Where ya' going!" Velvet said.

Ruby stopped in her tracks and turned to her. "Hey Velvet!" she said. "Hey, you haven't seen Blake around anywhere have you?"

"Nope, can't say that I have," Velvet said, shrugging. "Why do you ask?"

"We're planning on going to a beach resort," Ruby told her. "Just got tell her the plan."

Like Yang before her, Velvet's eyes lit up and a smile formed on her face. "A beach?" she said, excitedly. "Can I come?"

"Whoa there" a voice came from behind Ruby, turning around she saw that Coco had joined them. "velvet, I didn't just hear you scheming to ditch our weekend training session, did I?"

Velvet shrunk at the accusation. "Well, I..." she tried explaining.

"You're welcome to join us" Ruby quickly said, in an attempt to change the subject. "I bet you have a stylish bikini you could wear. "

"Oh, I do," Coco told her. "And let me assure you, I look great in it!"

Velvet started smiling hopefully.

"But..." Coco continued. "...that doesn't excuse us from prior obligations."

Velvet frowned in defeat, even her ears drooped as well. "I look good in a bikini too you know," she said

"I know you do," Coco said leading her away. When they were a few yards away Coco turned back to Ruby and lowered her sunglasses. "Hey, Ruby! Be sure to get enough sun for us!"

"Will do!" Ruby called back.


Eventually, Ruby's search brought her to the library. There she searched each aisle until she heard a stifled laugh, and Neptune's voice saying "Dude, did you really have to tell her that?"

Turning into the aisle she heard them, Ruby found;Sun, who appeared to be in the middle of telling an anecdote; Blake, who was trying hard not to laugh; and Neptune, who looked both angry and embarrassed.

"Come on man, it's no big deal," Sun said, in response to Neptune.

"It is to me!" Neptune said, indignantly.

"Hey, guys!" Ruby called out, making her presence known. "What are you all talking about?"

Blake turned to Ruby, still trying hard not to laugh. "Sun was just telling me about the time he and Neptune..." she trailed off when she saw just how desperate Neptune was for Ruby to not hear what Sun had told her. "...No what, it's not important."

"No, it probably wasn't," Ruby said. "But you know what is important?" Before they had any chance of guessing Ruby then blurted out, "Everyone going to the beach for the weekend!"

"Shh!" what sounded like the library itself sounded, to quiet her.

"Aw yeah!" Sun said with the same enthusiasm as Ruby, but not as loud. "Count us in!"

"Oh,um a beach huh?" Neptune said, nervously scratching the back of his head. "I think I'll pass. I don't really like beaches that much!"

Sun groaned. "Ugh, Neptune, you have got to get over this fear water thing!" he said. "And this trip would be the perfect place for you to overcome that fear!"

"Fear of water?what fear of water?" Neptune said, back to being indignant. "I don't like beaches because I...uh... hate sand!" his declaration caused Sun to glare at him. "Yeah, I don't like sand" Neptune continued. "It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

Sun sighed. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," he said. "But anyway, you got to come with!" Sun leaned in close to Neptune and whispered: "just think of all the hot beach babes!"

Neptune's expression then went from indignant to irritated. "Damn you beaches, you know all of my weaknesses!" he said, shaking his fist towards the sky. "Alright, I'll go," he said. "For the babes!"

"Great!" Ruby said. "But you've got to star packing right away 'cause we're leaving ASAP! Come on Blake let's... Blake?" Ruby paused, noticing that Blake. She had a blank expression, a distant gaze, and just a hint of drool forming at the corner of her open mouth.

"I want all the fish!" Blake said.