(then...)
Kit Tigerclaw: I meant it to be a romance fic!
writr: romance fics are stupid, they suck!
Kirby Fan (reading GamePro): HEY!!! They're making
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3!!!...By the Way, What were you two saying?
writr & KT: Oh...just saying how much of an IDIOT!
you are.
Kirby Fan: that's nice...
(he starts reading again)
KF: ...HEY!
and now back to the story...
KF:
(Kirby smacks her!)
Ribbon: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
Kirby: Well...maybe if you didn't SMACK me.. I WOULDN'T
OF KICKED YOU'RE ASS!!!
Ribbon: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly, they appear in a wrestling ring. Then...)
KT: WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
KF: what? it's a cool idea!
W: SWEET DUDE!
(they high five each other)
KT: Whatever it's my turn and I'll make this A ROMANCE
FIC!
W: Are you sure?
KT: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KF: OK! (wink wink, nudge nudge)
KT:
(the match starts and Ribbon Chokeslams Kirby he is hurt
BAD!!!!!!!! and starts crying)
Ribbon: Are you okay?
(she helps him up)
then...
W: awwww that was so beautiful, especially the "Chokeslam"
part.
KF: KIRBY'S A WIMP?
KT: Have you ever been been chokeslamed?
KF: here I bet if I chokeslamed writr he wouldn't be
hurt.
W (in a small voice): what?
(Kirby Fan tries to choke slam writr to no avail)
W: ow my nose
KT: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
W:
(Kirby kncks her flat on her butt.)
Kirby: EAT THAT!
Ribbon: How DARE you!
Kirby: Oh...are you going to cry? Baby gonna cry?
(Then...)
W: I got to go home. I'm sad because I wanted to change
it to a horror fic.
(he leaves)
KT: I'M GLAD YOU LEFT!!!
KF: MY TURN!!!! ^_^
KT: FINE!
KF:
Ribbon: My, how round you're...uh...body is.
Kirby: OH YEAH! WHO'S YOUR DADDY
KT: HOLD ON!!!! THAT IS JUST SICK!!!!! A KIRBY AND
RIBBON LEMON?
KF: What, you wanted me to, besides, you put it in
this state anyway!!!!!!
KT: I WANTED A ROMANCE FIC NOT A LEMON!!!!!!!!
KF: WELL SORRY!!!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR!!!!!!!
KT: DO THAT OVER!!!!!
KF: OKAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
KF:
(Ribbon does something familiar in Wrestle Mania 2000.)
*Ding*
Announcer: OHHHH!!! A LOW BLOW!!!!!
(Kirby falls on the floor crying and holding his...um...privates)
Ribbon: EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then...
KT: Does Kirby even hae privates?
KF: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
KT: I DON'T KNOW!
W: This fic really sucks since I left.
KT: I thought you left.
W: Well, I came back so there.
KT: Well, it's my turn anyways.
KT:
Kirby: Can you help me up?
Ribbon: um...Ok?
(Ribbon grabs Kirby's hand and Kirby kicks her in her.................well....................um.....................yeah
and.............................................................let's just
say "down under")
Kirby: HAH!
Ribbon: That doesn't hurt for girls you dumbass!!!!!!!!!!
(she grabs Kirby and throws him out of the whole ARENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kirby (out of the arena): ow
then...
W: DUDE WE ARE SO FLAMED!!!
KT: WHAT? I COULDN'T TURN IN INTO A ROMANCE FIC IF
KIRBY GETS HIT IN THE BALLS!!!!
(he suddenly starts chasing Kirby Fan and accidentally
falls out the window)
KF: HA HA!!!!!!!
(a hand grabs Kirby Fan and throws him out the window!)
KT: Bye Bye
W: IT'S MY TURN!
KT: TYPE!
W: HEY! I thought you fell out of the window.
KT: Just type!
KF: Help! Anyone?
W: SHUT UP!
W:
(....Kirby went home to heal. He then wakes up.)
Kirby: Huh? It must've been a dream. But why do I have
this scar?
THE END.
W: Well, that's our story.
KT: Will you shut up! It's the end of the story!
W: Well I want to have the last laugh!
KT: But...uh...OK!
(Kit Tigerclaw tickles writr.)
W: HEY! HA HA! CUT THAT OUT! HEE HEE! STOP THAT!
KT: You wanted the last laugh. You should be thankful!
W: Let me get my bat and I'll thank you.
KF: Help! I'm on the window, will you help me?
W: Sorry, we can't. The story's over.
KT: See ya Kirby Fan.
KF: Guys! This isn't funny!
(......................)
KF: Guys? Help! Anyone? SOMEONE! HELP!
W: Later, man!
THE END?
