Funny, How Much I Need You

by GarnetMonstrosity

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and Joséfina Sanchez have been friends for a long time. They're best friends and see each other often. However, there's a slight problem. Antonio's in love with Joséfina, and she doesn't return his feelings, thinking it's a joke. Will these two idiots ever realize what's going on? Rated M for Romano and possible content later on.

"About the baby...It's yours."

"What."

"It's yours."

"Antonio. It is not physically possible for you to be pregnant. I cannot get you pregnant. Seeing as you are a man and I am a virgin, neither of us has a chance at being knocked up."

"Aw, but Fina I wanted to-"

"No, Toni. Just, no. We are not going to get married. We are not dating. We are friends. You have a girlfriend. I don't think that marriage is the same to you as it is to me."

"...Then let's run away together!"

"What the fuck man. You realize Romano would actually kill you?"