England set his half-finished cup of tea on the table, his headache growing, as the seemingly endless box of fireworks continued to be emptied and lit. Canada turned as England rose from his seat, they exchanged tired looks as another loud bang resounded through the night.
Canada sighed, "This celebration is getting on my last nerve."
England nodded solemnly as "Party in the USA" blared for the umpteenth time that night, the two made silent plans to murder America before the next World Cup.