In the Avenger's tower the Avengers were discussing about their two idiotic guests.
"Hey, have you guys notice how strange Spider-man and Deadpool act around each other." Said Hawkeye
"Actually I have, there always standing next to each other." said Ironman
"And they finish each other's sentences." said Bruce Banner
"And knows exactly what the other wants." Said Captain America
"And share really annoying jokes." said Black widow
"Then when we catch them in the act they pretend that they hate each other." said Wasp
Then Spider-man and Deadpool walk in.
"Yo, hey guys what going…On…here." they both say in unison.
"We wanna know why you two are so buddy-buddy and try to hide It." said Wasp
The rest of the Avengers nod in agreement.
Spider-man turns to Deadpool. "What are they talking about" he asks
"They're talking about are special bond." Replies Deadpool
"What?" says Spider-man dead pool then grabs Spider-man.
Deadpool:Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear"
The crowd will always talk and stare.
Spider-man: I feel exactly those feelings too
And that's why I keep them inside
'cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain
And sometimes is easier to hide.
Deadpool and Spider-man: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is
Guy love he's mine I'm his
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
SM: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...
DP: ...and he tenderly replies.
SM: It's guy love...
SM&DP: ...between two guys.
SM: We're closer than the average man and wife.
DP: That's why our matching bracelets say Spidey and D.P.
SM: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...
DP: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Spider-man backs away from Deadpool
SM: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix.
Deadpool steps closer
DP: There's no need, to clarify...
SM: Oh no?
DP: Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I've married my best friend...
SM: But in a totally manly way!
DP&SM: Let's go!
It's guy love, don't compromise,
The feeling of some other guy.
Holding up your heart into the sky.
DP: I'll be there to care through all the lows.
SM: I'll be there to share the highs.
DP&SM: It's guy love, between two guys.
DP: And when I say, "I love you, Spidey,",
It's not what it implies.
DP&SM: It's guy love
Between...
Two...
Guuuuuuuuuuuys.
Everyone was silent until black widow spoke up. "You guys are retarded." she said
"YOUR RETARDED!" They both shouted
The End
Spider-man and Deadpool and The Avengers are own by marvel i have no right to them...or scrubs