Title: Family business

Rating: M, 18+

Pairing: Grimmjow/Ulquiorra

WARNINGS: SEX, YAOI-two guys having sex, OOC, OC, AU, M-preg(pregnant male!) - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Summary: What if... Grimmjow and Ulquiorra had a ...daughter?^^

Disclaimer: I DON'T own Bleach, this is AU, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra belong to Tite Kubo! (I own only this plot and Melany XD)

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Melany Schiffer-Jagerjaques was a beautiful 5 year old girl. She lived with two dads which was, where she lived, a normal and socially accepted thing. Everybody knew that males can get pregnant after drinking a pill that activated a female reproductive organ inside their bodies. It was a great invention by a scientist called Szayel Aporo Granz, Ulquiorra Schiffer's best friend ever, that helped to many male/male couples as well as to other couples who wanted to have a baby but from some reason couldn't. As already said, Ulquiorra and Szayel were best friends since the high school. They knew and understood each other perfectly, they were closer than brothers. So Szayel knew very well how much his friend wanted a baby since as long as he remembered, and he knew very well that when his friend found himself in a passionate relationship with an grate and very hot guy named Grimmjow Jagerjaques was the perfect time to secretly slip one of 'the pills' into Ulquiorra's drink.

Melany was a very smart beautiful and good hearted girl. Her eyes were huge and shiny (like Ulquiorra's) and almost impossibly blue (like Grimmjow's), her hair was long and black and her lips nice and full. She wasn't as pale as Ulquiorra but paler than Grimmjow. Her body was fragile and her face reminded of a beautiful doll.

To Grimmjow, she was precious, she was his princess. He changed her diapers while she was younger, played with her, brushed her long hair, made her pigtails and all kinds of cool hair styles that only he could think of. He always made her favorite food for breakfast when they were alone, cause Ulquiorra always said that cereals in chocolate-milk mixed with honey, strawberry jam, banana ice cream, chocolate chips and a big spoon of sugar weren't healthy so he never let them eat that.
To her, Grimmjow was awesome. She adored him as her big, strong daddy who carried her around on his shoulders and purred like a big kitty when she scratched behind his ears while watching TV in the evening.
And most importantly, he loved Ulquiorra very much.
Ulquiorra was her replacement for a mom and her soul mate. He understood her perfectly, always knew what she needed, talked to her about 'important' things, took care about her health and bought her clothes.

As a family, they were happy. Grimmjow and Ulquiorra worked together at home, in a nice office next to the kitchen. Ulquiorra was an architect and Grimmjow was interior designer. During the day Melany was in school and they were alone which was a good opportunity for them to 'do their thing' while she was away. When Melany was born it was a bit of a problem for them to be intimate with a baby sleeping in the room next to theirs, so they mostly did it in shower. But since Melany started attending the kindergarten things got a lot easier. At least until something stopped her from leaving home, like illness.

One day after Grimmjow brought her back from school they noticed she was all whiny, nervous and jumpy. She had no appetite.

"No no no no!" She cried as Ulquiorra tried to make her eat something.

"That's it Melany, open your mouth, enough with this. You can't live from air!"

"I DON'T WANT BROCCOLI!" Ulquorra sighed.

"But you like broccoli!... Grimmjow, how about a little help here?" He called, Melany screaming in the background. Grimmjow got out of bathroom with a thermometer in his hand and walked over to them. Melany fell silent as Grimmy kissed her forehead.

"Can't you see she's hot?"

"Yes, I suspected she had a fever. I guess she caught a cold or something. I'll call the doctor, you see her temperature." Ulquiorra walked away and Grimmjow smiled to her.

"Kay, open up..." She opened her mouth and Grimmjow shoved the thermometer inside.

"Now, don't tell me you've been kissin' someone and picked this up..." He teased her and she shook her head, a little blush on her face. After about three minutes he took the thermometer out and Ulquiorra came back.

"Yup, 37.6°C. 's not high but it may go up. What did the doctor say?"

"She said that it's a normal flu kids pick up in school usually so we should just give her something to lower her temperature, and stuff her with vitamin C."

"Ok, well that's easy. You make her some tea and I'll put her to bed." He picked her up and started to walk away but Ulquiorra held his arm to make him look at him.

"That also means that she will be staying here for a few days now..." Grimmjow understood and nodded.

In about fifteen minutes Melany was in her yellow pajama and stuffed nicely into the huge and comfortable bed that belonged to her parents. She was cuddled onto Grimmjow's chest, his arms holding her close and if you watched carefully you would notice that her small hand was up, near his ear, and her fingers moving in his hair slowly. His warmth and purring drifting her to sleep. Ulquiorra took her empty cup into the dish washer and went to see if she was sleeping. He got on the bed and crawled over to them.

"She's sleeping." Grimmjow said quietly and he nodded wanting to pick her up and bring her to her room but his lover caught his chin and pulled him for a few soft kisses.

"I'll take her." He whispered and got up. Ulquiorra sat on the bed and watched as he walked out of the room with their little daughter in his arms. Her hair was falling over his shoulder as she rested on it. He sighed, this was going to be a long and hard time without sex. He was even more concerned about how Grimmjow was going to take it.

The first two days went pretty good, they took care about Melany who was mostly sleeping in their bed or watching cartoons. It was now perfectly clear that there will be no sex until she recovers. They couldn't even do it in shower cause someone always had to be watching over her and during the night she often woke up in fever. It was also hard for them to wake up 5 times during the night to bring her medicine, tea, help her to bathroom or whatever she needed. Grimmjow was becoming impatient, he did hold back well but every time he and Ulquiorra found themselves alone in the kitchen he would come kissing his neck and touching his hips so Ulquiorra often had to push him away to avoid being caught.
It was the hardest when he saw Ulquiorra jumping out of the bed in his black t-shirt in the middle of the night to help Melany. It was once Grimmjow's favorite t-shirt. Plain black with a big white 'KING' print on the front. Since Melany was born, Ulquiorra started using it as a pajama while he himself slept in a pair of baggy gray pants.
Not that he would ever complain about having Ulqui naked, wearing only that t-shirt. He looked to fucking sexy in it. It was to big for him so it reached just over his ass, exposing his thighs, the collar was loose so it always fell off one of his shoulders exposing it nicely. But the 'KING' print was caught his attention the most. He remembered too well how it looked rising and falling fast on Ulquiorra's chest that time he took him on the kitchen table.
It was that one time he'll never forget. There was no kinky foreplay, no nothing but it was one of the best fucks he ever had.

It was morning, Ulquiorra was in the kitchen, making coffee, in nothing but that t-shirt. So he just pushed him onto the table, simply lifted the t-shirt up, spread his legs and fucked his little bitch until he screamed. The t-shirt lifted up further under the rough movements so it was covering only his rib cage and one of the shoulders. He could see his hipbones and milky abdomen, his hair was messy and cheeks blushed, screams echoing trough the empty apartment...

"Baby, you're drooling." Ulquiorra said matter of factly and Grimmjow snapped back into reality. He was sitting on their bed in his pajama pants. Ulquiorra just put Melany to bed and was now crawling over the bed to slip under the covers. And he was wearing the t-shirt...

Grimmjow wiped off the drool shit, this is no good!...

"No good night kiss?" he asked looking at his cute little lover. Actually Ulquiorra wasn't intending to kiss him. It has been the sixth day since Melany got sick and his own self control was on it's limit. For the last two days he's been using every moment he was alone with Grimmjow to make out with him, and now he was afraid that if he kissed him now he couldn't hold back anymore. He hesitated for a moment and then got up to give him a sloppy kiss but he knew that he made a mistake when Grimmjow's hands found his thighs and reached higher under the black material.

"Mmmmh...!" Grimmjow flipped him over and massaged his ass, grinding their hips together. The kiss was getting hotter and rougher. He was beginning to breath heavier. Grimmjow lowered his mouth to his neck and started kissing it passionately.

"I...I can't wait any more..." He breathed and Ulquiorra bit his lower lip and let out a shaky breath.

"You don't have to." He whispered, Grimmjows eyes widened and sparked with lust. He ran his hands along Ulquiorra's body, quickly taking the t-shirt off of him. Ulquiorra's hands found his pants and puled them down to his mid-thighs freeing his arching erection. He gasped at the sight of it, thick, long, strong and wet. He couldn't resist it. His pale hands took it shakily, his fingers wrapping around it like a child taking a candy. It was such a dirty act and yet he looked so innocent, so wanting. Grimmjow was stunned, some of the pre-come leaked out from the touch and dripped onto Ulquiorra's belly, around his navel. He shivered, it was hot. Grimmjow wanted to eat him , that's how cute he looked. He caught his mouth with his own and kissed him hungrily, his hand traced up his thigh to his knee. Ulquiorra squirmed when his fingers touched the soft skin on the back side of the knee. He grasped there and pushed it up towards his chest.
Grimmjow's mouth left his and kissed on his knee. He gasped as the mouth went higher, leaving hot, wet kisses up his inner thigh. A moan ripped free and he took hold of Grommjow's hair, his breathing getting louder and heavier. Suddenly he pulled Grimmjow's head up.

"Fuck me..." a lusty whisper escaped against Grimmjow's ear. And with that Grimmjow's inner animal was released, which Ulquiorra was soon aware of (not that he mind). He inhaled sharply and the wet head of his cock slipped into the hot passage. Their eyes where fixed together but as he pushed further Ulquiorra's eyes slowly lost focus and he threw his head back.

Grimmjow pulled out and pushed in again slowly and as he went deeper Ulquiorras breath turned into a moan. He started a slow and steady rhythm in time with their deep and loud breathing.
Ulquiorra's hot breaths turning into moans towards the end of every thrust. Soon Grimmjow speed up and the moans became louder and more desperate. Finally, the thrusts were so fast that their breathing couldn't catch the rhythm any more, Ulquiorra started repeating his name frantically, tears filling his eyes. He was writhing and squirming under violent movements moaning and crying out uncontrollably. Grimmjow could hear his heart beating fast as he thrusted into him harder and harder. Ulquiorra's nails were digging into his biceps, his lips were dry and his head thrown back, he could see muscles and veins on his neck tensing as he tried to control the screams. The sight was incredibly erotic, and he felt his orgasm nearing. He suddenly pulled his dick out completely and slammed in again with all of his energy. Ulquiorra screamed.

"...m-more!" he moaned and Grimmjow sat up, so he was on his knees between his legs and did it again, over and over, listening to the slapping of their skin and Ulquiorra's screams. His breathing was loud and heavy, sweat slicking his skin, Ulquiorra's walls contracted around him and he couldn't hold any more. He rode his orgasm and Ulquiorra came into his hand breathing out his name.

The room fell silent again, only their labored breathing could be heard. Grimmjow lay back on top of him and they shared lazy kisses, Ulquiorra was smiling weakly against his lips.

-slam-

A loud sound of the door crushing shut somewhere in the apartment made their hearts stop in horror! Shit...

TBC

O.o they really messed up this time! And someone had a good hour of biology class lol. This may be weird but it's very fun to write XD.

What's gonna happen in the next chapter and how will mommy and daddy manage to explain sex? Will it possibly have some consequences? READ AND FIND OUT! XDXDXD

Reviews are appreciated.