Wario and Waluigi were both bored of watching Princess Daisy farting her brains out as they were all. The two yellow gasbags had finished a smash earlier, and the tall lanky purple man was assisting in that very fight, but things were going to need to change, as the purple bros were sitting on a bench while the orange clad tomboy stinker was causing the grass of Melee's All Star area to turn as brown as her hair and the stain on the back of her messy dress.
"Do you want to rob a bank?" Wario asked while shoving some garlic into his mouth.
Waluigi waved his right hand. "Nah, too much effort. Besides, someone's gotta watch her."
"Whoopsie Daisy!~" Daisy giggled with a turned on blush as she was farting up a storm, smiling as she wrapped her hands around her smelly big butt as she was pooting like no tomorrow. "I'm really -POOT!- in the mood for some -BRRRFT!- food to fuel my stinky cacophony!"
"Why don't you guys do something good?" Pit suggested as he was eating some chocolate ice cream. "Nobody said you 2 have to be jerks constantly."
Deciding they had enough of the angel, Wario and Waluigi proceeded to shove Pit right into Daisy's fart filled butt, with all 3 of them laughing while Pit screamed from being exposed to the rotten stench of Daisy's flatulence, his ice cream melting instantly as Wario and Waluigi decided to hijack a nearby taxi cab and drive off into the distance... where they headed into the bank to do their taxes.