It's been a looonnng time since I wrote a Yu-gi-oh fic. It could be a good thing for some of you though.

Declaimer: No, I do not own Yu-gi-oh. Don't remember who owns it, but it's not me. I may be forgetful, but all that money would remind me that I own Yu-gi-oh, wouldn't it? Oh yeah, this is a YAOI. If you still insist on reading this and you're a yaoi-hater, it's your problem.

Now, be a sweetheart and review my fic. Remember, be intelligent and don't make comments that don't make sense aka flames on how unethical homosexuality is.

Unexpected Turn of Events

By Charred

The deranged crackle of Bakura was heard through out the Tenkai Arena on top of the Battleship. Bakura had just set up his Dark Sanctuary and the resentment spirit had just paralyzed one of Yami's monsters. Jounochi was being totally freaked out by environment created by the Dark Sanctuary card. Bakura was about to put down a card when a bright flash of golden light blinded the Yugi-tachi and the Kaiba brothers.

When the light finally died down and everyone stopped seeing stars, everyone focused their attention Bakura's side of the arena. They weren't staring because of the light that came from Bakura's Millennium ring; they were use to that by now. They were staring because currently a half naked Bakura Ryou was trying to strangle the living lights out off his yami. It also didn't help that Ryou was now sporting a pair of tight leather pants and strangling Bakura with a whip while screaming "I'm going to kill you! Don't you ever tie me to the bed again! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to dissect you like the way I dissected the lab rat!"

Everybody else was too shocked to say anything until the referee finally got over his shock and said "Can we please go on with the game?"

This brought Ryou's attention back to his surroundings. He finally noticed that a) he was 1000 meters above Earth, b) he was freezing and shirtless c) he was in a dueling arena and d) everybody was staring at him like he was a ghost.

Ryou managed to muster up a "Hi, minna-san!" before he started sneezing like crazy. Bakura looked at him with a sigh and took off his shirt for him. "Don't you see I'm in the middle of a duel?" Mai edged closer to get a closer look at Bakura's six pack.

Of course this seriously pissed Ryou off. "How would I know!? YOU HANDCUFFED ME TO THE BED AND LOCKED ME IN YOUR SOULROOM FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS!"

"Look, I'm really sorry, but would you have let me defeat Yami Yugi in a duel so I could take over the dark powers behind that door so we can rule the world? I don't think so."

"Well you're still a fucking ass!" Ryou walked over to Yami and gave him a piece of paper with hieroglyphics on it. "Here's the spell that will allow you and you aibou to have separate physical bodies. You better kick my Yami's arse." and with that Ryou stalked off the arena and gracefully jumped down to the viewing platform below.

Yami Yugi could only give a small nod before going back to the duel.

Bakura was nicely fuming in the background.

Namu aka Marik was smirking

The Yugi-tachi and Mokuba was looking at this with their mouths open.

Seto looked like he had his thinking cap on.

What an unexpected turn of events this has been...

Whadaya think? Whadaya think?