Hey, everybody. This is my first story, so please bear with me.

Disclaimer: I do not in anyway own glee or the characters, I just own my story.


He first sees her mid-June. He's tossing a football with Puck when she comes trudging by. She's wearing a red low-cut shirt, topped with a leather jacket, and skin-tight leather pants.

There's a slight hint of eyeliner on her face, but nothing else. No mascara, no eye shadow, no skanky red lipstick, not even a hint of foundation. She's pretty, no, not pretty. She's beautiful.

He's so caught up on her that he totally forgets about Puck or the football, well, until he gets hit in the face. "Dude, what the hell?" He says. His arms are thrown up in the air when he hears a giggle. He turns his head back to her and sees her with her hands covering her mouth.

He can feel his face getting warmer and he knows he's starting to blush. He sees Puck turn his face to her direction with his mouth slightly open.

He's seen that face before. It's Puck's "Puckasaurus" face. That's the face that he has on when he sees a hot girl and wants to get in her pants.

He doesn't know why, but he feels a ping of jealousy surfacing, and he doesn't like it. He's not supposed to be feeling like this. He doesn't even know who she is. But he still can't manage to push down the unwanted feelings.

He's snapped out of his thoughts when Puck talks, "Hey, baby. You seem lost." He's strutting towards her with a smirk on his face.

"First off, I'm not your 'baby', Jackass. Second, you're not my type. I don't do egotistical jerks. And third, I'm not lost. I'm just walking around this shitty neighborhood," both of the guys look at her, confused. "I'm just moved into this shithole of a neighborhood. So far, you idiots are the only fucking people I've seen."

"Dude, she's hot, has an amazing body, she cusses, AND she has great comebacks. She's worse than Santana… That's so fucking hot!" Puck yell/whispers to him.

"I heard that, asshole, and I do not like to be objectified," she says.

"I don't know what that means, but baby, if you keep up that attitude, I might just have to make a move." He's moving closer to her and just when he's a foot in front of her, she sticks her hand out and slams it against his chest. He lets out a low grunt from the force. "Damn, baby, you've got a heck of an arm there."

"Once again, I am not your baby, nor will I ever be. And you 'Green Giant', you haven't spoken a word since this piece of shit here started to open his mouth," she points to Puck. "What's your name?"

"My name's Noah Puckerman, sexy, but you can call me Puck," he says with swag.

"I wasn't asking you dip thong. Once again, what's your name?" Now she's staring at the tall man and he doesn't know what to do. "Hey! Orca, what's your name?"


And, that's it! I hope you all liked it, and I appreciate feedback so if you have any suggestions or comments please review...

I know it's short, but I'm just testing the water here. But, I promise the next chapter will be longer.

THANK YOU!