That's right. Another one-shot collection for le Vocaloids. Hold on to your computers.

Preview: Incest.

Disclaimer: Vocaloid is not mine...yet. *devious grin*

I know this is wrong, to be in love with your twin brother. Hell, it's frowned upon 24/7. You'll live in poverty!

...And yet it feels so right. Wow, way to be cliche, me.

Thank goodness no one's found out yet. Not even my twin knows; either that or he's very, very, very stupid. I mean, I only stutter when he's in earshot. Seriously, how can someone be that oblivious?

Well, apparently him. I'm in love with a dunderhead of a brother. My dunderhead of a brother, pardon the correction.

"Hello! Anyone there?" Speak of the devil.

"Why hello there. Care to back the hell up?" Hey, you gotta divert attention as best as you can, especially if you're blushing a faint pink and he's that close to you.

"Aww, but whyyyyyyyyy?" Ugh, I never should've taught him the "whiny" technique. Even though he looks kinda cute-

Get a hold of yourself, Miku, I told myself.

Yeah, Hatsune Miku is in love with her twin Mikuo. It wasn't Kagamine Rin and Len. Suckers.

"You tell me the reason," I replied. He just gets even closer to me. He probably knows.

"Cause you looooooooooooooove me." He grinned. So he did know. Maybe he isn't that much of a dunderhead after all.

"Or maybe you should stop talking aloud," he said and smirked.

I rolled my eyes and flipped my (VERY GORGEOUS, MAY I ADD) teal hair. No matter what anyone says, my hair is not green. Gosh.

"So what are you gonna do? Throw me in a closet and leave me to rot? Turn me into the police? Or-even better-tell all the others? I don't give a f(BEEP)."

"Oh, so my so-called 'Innocent' sister Hatsune Miku just sweared and has admitted of committing the crime of incest on her very, very, very, very, very handsome brother, Hatsune Mikuo."

"You forgot a very," I joked. "But seriously, what are you gonna do?"

"Well, isn't it obvious enough?" He grabbed my tie and pulled me to him. "Love you too, Miku." And he went in for a kiss. Yes. YES. F(BEEP) YES.

Before I enjoy pure bliss, "Miku-chan, it's time for-" Oh, what now?

Great, it's the goody two-shoes Megurine Luka. Although she wears boots-gah.

"Don't. Say. A WORD." Mikuo and I said in unison.

She looked stunned for a moment and then smirked. "Ah, so you both finally realized your feelings for one another?" Say what now?

"Luka, how-" Mikuo started, but was interrupted.

"Isn't it obvious? At least, to me it was. Well, have a happy incestual life." She started to head for the door, but just as she was exiting, she added, "Don't worry, if something goes astray, I have booked you both plane tickets."

Well, it looks like our relationship has to really stay hidden.

"Now where were we?" I cooed to Mikuo.

Meh, short one, but it's almost midnight here people. MIDNIGHT. FIRETRUCKING MIDNIGHT.

It's LATE. BYE.

FAQ: My last name is Tsuneko. Be very jealous.

I am not a cat...most of the time.

I am very awesome.