The Atomic Christmas

The Atomic kids enter Atomic Counties Christmas party:

Ironist: I swear this is the perfect excuse for people to get drunk and forget their problems.

Cosmo Girl: You have nothing nice to say about this place do you?

Ironist: Yeah I do, and that is it's a very exclusive community.

Lil Miss vixen: Not exclusive enough, because you're still here.

Ironist: Low blow man, but I'll forgive you.

Lil Miss Vixen: You can forget about it, because I rather die then be with you.

Ironist: Really? In that case if you are wounded I'll save you.

Lil Miss Vixen: Not even if your life depended on it, and you couldn't save anyway.

Kid Chino: You see really need to work on your finesse.

Ironist: You are so critical.

Kid Chino: I think Lil Miss Vixen met someone new,

Ironist: She will forget about him after I show her my gift.

Cosmo Girl: What is it? A diamond ring.

Ironist: You spoiled all my fun.

Kid Chino: where did you get it from?

Comso Girl: Yeah its perfect.

Ironist: Kay jewelers .

Holds up diamond ring, and a huge sign is pointing towards him saying product placement .

Kid Chino: You are not the least bit ashamed of that?

Cosmo Girl: I doubt he is.

Ironist : Nope, product placement is great.

He hands Little Miss Vixen a small black box, and she smiles as soon she opens it. She hated to admit, but the geek had good taste after all.

Lil Miss Vixen: Thanks you geek infested stud.

Ironist: I will take that as a compliment.