DISCLAIMER: I do not own Star Wars or Harry Potter or any of the associated character, places or items of either universe. Please George Lucas and JK Rowling don't sue me.
A/N: This is a meant to be a fun mash-up taking the characters from the Harry Potter saga and throwing them into the storyline of Star Wars and is not meant to be taken too seriously. Please read and enjoy the ride.
The better the response the more likely I'll continue this story, so PLEASE REVIEW!
STAR WARS, Episode IV: The Boy Who lived
A LONG TIME AGO, IN AN ALTER-UNIVERSE, FAR, FAR AWAY . . .
It is a period of civil war. Rebel Wizards, calling themselves The Order of The Phoenix, have won their first victory against the evil Death Eater Empire, led by their Emperor, Lord Voldemort.
During the battle, The Order of the Phoenix managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station, powered by Dark Magic, with the capabilities of destroying entire planets.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister wizards, Princess Hermione races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy . . .
Inside Princess Hermione's Corellian Cruiser space vessel, Order of the Phoenix spies scurry back as the ship is rocked by the concussions of massive exterior explosions from the Empire's Star Cruiser Class ship, The Devastator, as it rains down heavy laser canon fire. Two droids, R2D2 and Luna-Threepio, clumsily navigate their ways through the corridors, in pursuit of The Princess.
"Artoo, they've shut down the main reactor. This ship will most likely be destroyed in this madness." Luna said casually. The Luna Series droids were protocol droids, designed to act as ambassadors and translators for their owners. Each Droid had either gold or silver reflective metallic shells, humanoid in appearance. The Luna-Threepio models were fashioned after young human females, with striking blonde hair.
Artoo chirped and beeped, concurring. R2D2 were astro-mech droids, usually used for navigation of through the galaxies and sometimes for remedial tasks on planets too.
The Phoenix Rebels file past the droids, drawing their wands and preparing for their ship for to be forcefully boarded. "I fear there will be no escape for the Princess this time." Luna says.
"Bleep, bloop-bop, squeal." Artoo sounds off in a language only known to other droids.
"What's that?" Luna asks as Artoo quickly takes a side corrider and Luna follows struggling to keep up.
The boarding bay door to the rebel's space cruiser is blasted open from the outside. Death Eater Troopers rush aboard as the large hallway erupts in a series of curses, counter curses, jinxes, hexes and charms and The Order of the Phoenix fight desperately to stop the Death Eaters but to no avail. The small rebel force is quickly subdued and disarmed. The commander of the Devastator, third ranking officer of the Imperial army and last of two known Sith Lords, Darth Snape, board's the ship, his black cape flowing behind him and his face covered by a gruesome black robotic mask.
Darth Snape reaches down and grabs a Phoenix Officer by his neck, "Where are the transmissions that you've intercepted?"
"We've intercepted no transmissions." The Phoenix Officer says struggling to breathe, "This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission."
"If this is a consular ship, where is the Ambassador?" Snape demands but the Phoenix Officer refuses to talk. Snape intensifies his grip, snapping the man's neck and then discards the man's body on the ground.
"Commander," Snape orders, "tear this ship apart until you've found the stolen plans and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!"
In the bowels of the ship, Luna searches for Artoo. The R2 units with three-point rolling wheels are much faster than the Luna models clumsy waddling on mechanized legs. "There you are Artoo. I thought I'd lost you!" Artoo whistled a greeting.
"The Imperial army has taken the ship. I fear that we may be sent off to the Kessel Spice mines or who know where else." Luna said with great sadness. She had become very fond of this Artoo unit, well as found as a droid can be. "I do hope that they don't split us up."
Artoo beeped and spun. "What plans? Princess Hermione gave you the secret stolen plans to hide?" Artoo hooted a reply. "Then we have to get off of this ship."
Artoo spun and began wheeling away, rolling into an escape pod. "Escape pods are only for humans and other living life forms. Us taking this would be stealing." Luna said and Artoo gurgled, "I agree. I'm not going to regret this either."
A small pronged cable came from one of Artoo's hidden compartments, plugging into the escape pods computer mainframe interface. Artoo's dome spun and bleeped to Luna. "Tatooine. What in the universe is on Tatioone? Oh a secret mission. Okay." Luna said as the pod doors closed and blasted away from the ship. Looking through one of the port holes back at Princess Hermione's Cruiser, Luna said "That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here."
So the intro to the story was a nearly literal adaption but this story will differ and expand as it continues, I just really wanted to give it a solid foundation to start from. What'd you think about Luna-Threepio? I like the character and transforming C3PO's dialogue from very cowardly to more of how Luna would respond proved to be more difficult than I had first thought.
I'd like to continue this story but will only do so if it gets a good response. I am currently juggling three other fan fics, so while taking on another is not too taxing, but I definitely don't want to continue if no one is reading or enjoying it. So please let me know if you'd like me to continue by leaving a review or sending a personal message. And again, THANK YOU for reading! - Bloatman
