This is the start of (an attempt) to write 100 MiKida shorts! The genre will kind of bounce all over the place since well, it's not only going to be fluffy goodness.

Kida's lines and actions are fun to write. Mostly since I visualize him doing them.

Girls VS Boys: Part I

"So explain to me again why you want to get with- no, SPEAK with- no... just be involved with the conversations of females of again Masaomi...?"

The pair of high schoolers were walking back from school on a sunny Friday afternoon. Mikado had invited Kida over to his house earlier in the day and both were trying to reach Mikado's apartment.

The blond teenager grinned and spun towards his friend, throwing his arm over Mikado's shoulders.

"Simple Mikado! Girls are simply better than guys in aspects~"

The dark-haired boy looked quizzically at his blond companion, shifting uncomfortably under the weight of Kida's arm. "Aspects? Exactly what do you mean by aspects?"

Masaomi sighed and pushed down more on his arm before releasing Mikado quickly, causing the boy to stumble a bit. "Let's observe the delightfully feminine figure of the girl shall we?"

"I'd prefer not to Masaomi, that sounds a bit disturb-"

"Nonsense Ryuugamine Mikado!"

"M-Masaomi! Stop this! We're already here at any rate..."

Both boys stopped walking and looked up at Mikado's 2nd floor apartment for a second before starting up the stairs. Mikado fished for his keys and proceeded to open the door once he found them.

"Man, your place gets nicer and nicer every time I come Mikado~"

"It's the same as ever but uh... thanks?"

Kida plopped down on the floor and folded his legs Indian style, grabbing his ankles with his hands and rocking back and forth on his butt.

The blond boy turned to Mikado and asked, "What should we do? We have the whole afternoon for ourselves."

Mikado sat down next to him and shrugged. "We could go on my computer and then eat something. I think I have a few movies we could watch..." Kida grinned devilishly and sent a coy look to Mikado. "Oooor, we could finish our earlier conversation!"

Mikado looked quite startled. "I'm sure you wouldn't want girls to talk about your body!"

The other boy jumped up and shook his hips a bit. "I don't know what you're talking about Mi-ka-do! It doesn't bother me if they talk about mai sexay body~"

"Fine fine!" Mikado exclaimed, laughing a bit. "I'll let you talk a bit about girls, geez man!"

His buddy's face lit up and he sat down again. He began to chat about girls with glee, his hands talking along with him. Occasionally, he would slap Mikado on the back and attempt to make up horrible puns that didn't go along with anything. His dark haired companion would sigh and remark how hopelessly stupid the puns were and receive another slap on a back, though the second slap would always be a bit harder than the first.

"Just for the record, I think guys can be good friends too." Mikado frowned and crossed his arms.

The blonde shook his head. "That's not the point here Mikado~" The other boy tilted his head quizzically.

"You're hopeless man." Kida sighed and shifted his position so that he was now on his knees. "Here let me show you."

Swiftly, the blonde leaned across the room and planted a firm kiss onto Mikado's lips.

The other's eyes widened and he slid away from the blonde "Uwah! Masaomi, what are you doing!" He exclaimed, face reddening quickly.

Kida stuck out his tongue and settled down on his legs again. "See what I mean? I'm sure you would find that more enjoyable if I was say... Anri for example."

The blonde rambled on as his companion covered his reddening face with hands. A sudden thought popped into his mind "Masaomi's lips were really soft..." In the midst of this thought, he shook his head. "What on earth? He's my friend, and to top it off he's a guy!" He clutched his head and curled into himself.

"...kado!" The blonde frowned, looking at other boy. "Oi Mikado!" The said boy froze and slowly uncurled himself.

"Ah... yes Masaomi?" His voice was full of hesitation. Kida sighed and patted him on the head.

"You weren't listening to me were you?"

"Not a word." Kida noted that Mikado's voice was sounding rather... heavy.

"You alright man? You don't sound too good."

"Oh you don't know the half of it." Mikado smiled and brushed Kida's hand off of his head. "I'm fine." He cleared his throat and opened his mouth.

"I didn't think that was awkward. It's not like I ever kissed a girl anyway, so there's nothing to compare it to."

Kida blinked. "Is that so? It was mad awkward for me cuz you felt like a girl."

"What the hell." Mikado frowned and crossed his arms.

The blonde laughed and shrugged. "I guess you're really feminine Mikado."

"You ass, I am not!"

"D'awww, look at you pouting now. Kawaii neeeee Mikadooo~"

"...I really hate you sometimes."

"Aww, very well then." Kida thrust his arms into the air grandly. "I, Kida Masaomi, give you, Ryuugamine Mikado, a span of THREE minutes," He held up three fingers, "TO PROVE your manliness!"

"This is getting ridiculous..."

"So, RYUUGAMINE MIKADOOO! Do YOU take this offer!"

Mikado stared at Kida for a good 30 seconds before Kida let out a beep sound.

"What was that?"

"I give you one minute to pick a choice or I shall start calling you foxy lady in school."

"F-Foxy lady...!"

The blonde solumnly nodded. "Yes Mika- I mean Foxy Lady."

"..."

"15 seconds left for this very exclusive deal! BEEEEP!"

"...I-I take the offer."

"HOW LUCKY MIKADO!" Kida roared, looking very satisfied and causing the other boy to jump. "WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT IN THE LAST SECOND, THE YOUNG BOY WOULD RELENT!"

"I have neighbors Masaomi. They would like their hearing back."

"I will pretend that I did not hear that MEEK and UNMANLY response there." Meek and unmanly projected out of the high schoolar's throat.

Mikado stared again and Kida made another beep.

"I said yes already!"

The blonde boy held his palms up and tsked. "Oh no Mikado, this is for the beginning of the said three minutes."

Now starting to panic on the inside, Mikado held up his hands. "Wait, shouldn't you give me like a 10 second warning or something...?"

Kida huffed. "Fine, 10 second warning."

The raven head sighed in relief. "Tha-"

"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!"

"Eh? Wait! That wasn't 10 seconds!"

So it starts!