It all began on a bright, beautiful day in Retroville. The sun was shining, the temperature was soaring and the human population was feeling sticky and disgusting.
"Geez, I wish I had superhuman abilities, and then I could grab a fan and have no one notice, like Ultralord!" Sheen screamed, which was really the only way he could speak.
"I wish I had a llama." Carl lamented, not realizing that this was off topic and slightly abnormal.
"Don't worry guys-- all are troubles will disappear with the Wish 5467809835278975891009, my latest invention!" Jimmy boasted with a triumphant look on his face.
"We'll meet you at the lab in 20 minutes to admire your wondrous brainpower." Carl retorted as he and Sheen ran off to nowhere in particular.

--20 Minutes Later--

"Hey you guys look at the Wish 5467809835278975891009. Using electromagnets and carbon in perpetual motion, it makes all your dreams come true!" Jimmy bragged. "Let's try it!"
"I got a wish! I got a wish! I got a wish!" Sheen spazzed. "I wish I had an Ultralord fan!"
Then, like the magic it is, an Ultralord fan appeared. Sheen then continued to make other stupid requests for what seemed like hours. Carl did not get a word in edgewise to wish for his llama, but Sheen wished for practically everything else in the universe.
"Jimmy, you're a genius!" Sheen screamed in happiness.
"I know, Sheen. That's why I invent things-- to show off my genius to everyone. That way they'll compliment me and I'll get awards and my self-esteem will never be dangerously low leading me to a prosperous healthy life of my choosing, where I'll continue to make genius children." Jimmy explained.
"Uh... whatever." Sheen brushed off Jimmy's boasting.
"I want a llama." Carl said, once again to no one in particular.
"You know what, I should wish for something!" Jimmy realized "I'm going to wish for something that'll make my ego much bigger. I want mutant cows that only I can defeat!"
the Wish 5467809835278975891009 mumbled and jumbled and magically, millions of evil mutant cows stomped out and went to destroy and ravage the town.
"All right, this is going to be amazing!" Jimmy laughed in pure happiness.