Private Age: 4
"Private? "
"Yes, Mommy?"
"Did you get into the cake?"
The toddler put on his best innocent face while hiding his hands behind his back. "No." Red raised an eyebrow at the way he drawled out the word.
"Then who did?"
"Grandpa."
"Grandpa? Dad ate the cake?" Red didn't bother hiding her disbelief but Private didn't seem to notice as he nodded.
"Private?"
"Yes, Mommy?"
"If Dad ate the cake, why is there chocolate on your face?"
Private's baby blues widened, "I dunno."
Now why did Red find they hard to believe?