50 Tips for a Healthy Lifestyle
Gaara was annoyed. His brother and sister, concerned for his well-being, were forcing him to go to therapy.
"I don't want to go," he told them.
But they made him go anyway.
No one understands me, he fumed mentally, I feel so depressed right now.
He grudgingly walked into the door. He hated the office immediately.
Finally the therapist saw him. She had great big, thick glasses and had a mole on her nose.
Gaara sat down in the chair across from her.
"So… tell me about your childhood."
"It was really sucky."
"Can you specify?" she said brightly.
"My dad tried to kill me multiple times, the other children feared me – including my own siblings - and one of the assasains my father hired was the only person who I thought loved me. Turns out he hated me more than anyone else did."
She looked a bit unsettled. Gaara looked at her blankly.
"Uh… how does that make you feel?" she said.
"IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE KILLING YOU!" he cried, "COFFIN OF CRUSHING SAND!"
He smiled. That was better. Now she would shut up.
He looked at the book on her table. After a moment, he decided to take it. Why? It will not be known, even to this day. Perhaps it is because he needed some reading material. I doubt it.
That book – 50 Tips for a Healthy Lifestyle– would, as it guaranteed, "change his life forever". But not as it intended…
a/n: Well, review! This isn't a Gaara-goes-to-therapy type story... but you'll see. Just thought I'd release this and see how it goes... even though I have WAY too many other fics on my plate!