a/n This is a collection of short stories all about our favorite harry potter characters! There will be spiders, hormonal Ginny, and lots of awkward situations!

Draco and Hermione were in the dining room eating their breakfast and reading the daily paper. It was a peaceful Tuesday morning. Hermione was reaching for her morning glass of orange juice when she saw Draco out of the corner of her eye fall backward in his chair, with the most terrified expression on this face. Out of instinct Hermione jumped up and reached for her wand dropping the cup of orange juice in the process.

She looked around to see what was causing her normally clam husband such distress there was nothing to be seen. She looked at Draco who had managed to scoot across the room. He was panting, his eyes were fixed on a spot on the table. His arm slowly rose.

"S… sp… spider!" he managed to get out

Hermione glanced at the table. Next to Draco's coffee cup there was, sure enough a little black spider. Hermione looked between the spider and Draco (who was now almost hidden behind the door to the guest room) and the spider. She burst out laughing.

"You… spider… scared…chair!" was all that she could say between bought of laughter.

"Well!? Kill it!" Draco looked murderous.

Hermione had finished laughing by now. She rolled her eyes and took of her slipper and squished the poor spider. Draco stood up and fixed his hair while walking over to Hermione.

"Humph… that was not a laughing matter… it could have killed me… damn Hermione…" mumbled Draco.

"Its okay" Hermione said trying to comfort him "we are all afraid of something?" Draco was walking away. "Oh Draco there is a spider on your back!"

Draco kept walking. He was not going to be humiliated by his wife. Only when he got on the elevator at the ministry did some one point out that a spider was indeed on his back…

A/N hello every body! I have now started the best story ever! jk... but I will be writing this story for a while... I will be updating one a week. but on occasion It will be twice a week. I hope you enjoyed it see you later. bye