Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, fire trucks, or apples committing suicide.

Naomi: "Hello guys! This is my first fanfic so please be nice to me and review!"

Naruto: "No!"

Naomi: "DON'T SAY NO TO ME!!!" –Punches Naruto until he's bleeding violently-

Naruto: "Uggh"

Chapter 1

Close your eyes, imagine you are in Kon- HEY! CLOSE YOUR EYES! Thank you! Gosh! everybody hates me! –Stomps off and punches Neji for no good reason. Hey come on he's fun to punch!!!-

Akina: "Ladidadida ACK! -trips over Neji- BAKA! -beats Neji up into a bloody pulp- SUCKER!"

In Konoha

Naruto: "Where am I?"

Naomi: "Your town, baka!" –Chucks a purple flower at Naruto-

Naruto: "OWIE!"

Naomi: "It was a flower dork!"

Sasuke: "Yeah, it was only a flower."

Naomi: "Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!"

Sasuke: "Whatever."

Just then, Sakura walks by and kisses Sasuke on the cheek. He kisses her back, except on the lips (yes, Sakura and Sasuke are in a relationship now). Naruto is watching intently with a look of anger in his eyes. You all know he has a crush on her!

Sakura: Sasuke?

Sasuke looks up from Sakura's face after kissing her on the neck.

Sasuke: "Hmm?"

Sakura: "Do you know what my wildest dreams are?"

Sasuke: "Umm no, not really, but mine are to kill Itachi, my brother as you know, the one who killed the Uchiha clan including my parents."

Sakura: "Do you want to know what my wildest dreams are?"

Naruto: -imitating Sakura- "Oh Sasuke! Don't you want to know what my wildest dreams are baby?"

Sakura: "Shut up!!!"

Naomi: "Sakura, Naruto is just a little boy, don't use that kind of language in front of him! He doesn't know what it means!"

Naruto is looking very confused and looking up at the sky, singing about Little Bunny FuFu.

Sakura: "But, but, bu-"

Naomi: "NO BUTS!!!"

Poor Sakura, she is now running to Sasuke for help (what a wimp!!!). She whispers something in his ear and he nods his head in agreement. Naruto is looking all stupid and thinking about which type of ramen to eat today.

Naruto: "Hey Naomi? Which should I have today, miso ramen or regular ramen?"

Naomi: "Neither."

Naruto: "Why not?!"

Naomi: "Cause you gots a mission today."

Just then, Sasuke is leaping out at Naruto from behind with a kunai. Naruto is still arguing about not having ramen while all this is happening. Sakura is um uh hmm well, I guess she's trying to do a summersault, but it isn't working. Why she is doing a summersault I do not know, SO DON'T ASK ME!!!  Hey, look at the smiley face!

Naomi: "No, no, no Sasuke bad doggie! We have to go somewhere today so you need to be good! Sakura, you can come too. Naruto, you stay here and eat cheese."

Naruto: "Can I eat ramen instead?"

Naomi: "No, Naruto, you are eating cheese."

Naruto: "Can I eat cheese and ramen?"

Naomi: -sighs- "First eat all of the cheese in Konoha, and then you can have your ramen."

Naruto: "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" –breaks down sobbing a river or was it crying a river?-

A/N: I hoped you liked it! Oh! You can give me ideas if you want. I just might use them.