It's really hard you know! People like to talk a lot of crap about me, but let me make things clear why I do the things I do.
See, Heero says he's going to kill me all the time, and i provoke him by saying "Heero, kill me!" because I know he can't. I mean, the boy has a great ass in those spandex, but he's not right in the head, you know what I mean? I feel I give him a reason to live on with his pathetic life if it means him contemplating my death.
Do I seem a bit pissed off towards him? Yes, yes I am! If anyone was paying attention they would realize how far I stuck my neck out for him. Like that time I invited him to my party and he tore the invitation in my face, in front of my friends...Son of deep breath and by the end of the night it was me standing between him and a bullet, but the ass still got shot!
The engine is running, but Lord almighty, there's no one behind the wheel. Oh yeah, raise your hand if you understand the hand thing. You know the one I'm talking about, where he puts his hand in front of his face as if he were trying to be like sailor moon or something! It's like ,hello, I can still see your face, you are one like a foot away from me!
But all in all, I do love him, despite the fact he treats me like crap and he's always making mistakes, mostly common ones.
Doctor comes in
-Relena, Heero doesn't exist. He's all in your mind.
No! No! He's real, it's just he changes identities all the time, l-look up Duo Maxwell! You'll see!
-Relena, please I don't want to send you back to the shock therapy, but you're leaving me with no choice.
Nooooooooo!
-Take her away please
My God! That's Heero! It's him Doctor! It's him!
-Dear sweet Relena, there is no Heero, this is Mr. Winner he just started today.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
