Disclaimer: I don't own RENT Jonathan Larson does.
Sumarry: The title says it all!
You Know You're A RENThead if...
You know all the songs (even some that got cut) and can sing them on cue.
Your favorite Christmas song is "Christmas Bells" and you listen to it even in July.
You find yourself wondering who the man is and why are his pockets filled with jam?!
When you hear someone's watch alarm you say, "AZT break!"
You have the Broadway soundtrack,the movie soundtrack,and the Best of RENT soundtrack. (AN: "The Best of RENT" CD does exist, I've seen it)
You watch the news looking for footage of Maureen's protests.
You actually WANT to live in Alphabet City.
You consider actually travelling to New York just so you can take tango lessons at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Centre.
Everytime you see someone in drag, you wonder if it's Angel.
You pull of the cowboy hat from one of those Walmart smiley antenna toppers, draw on glasses and knit it a scarf so you can have a Mark Mobile. (AN: I actually know someone who did this! )
You wish you lived in a loft.
You have an akita named Evita.
You've tried looking up Cyberland on a map.
When you start talking about RENT, your friends run away in horror.
You wish you could jump over the moon
If anyone asks you if you want anything from the grocery store you say "a box of Cap'n Crunch would taste so good!"
You've mooed with Maureen, and are proud of it!
You've changed your last name to Dumott-Schunard.
"No Day But Today " is your motto.
Last, but not least, RENT makes no sense to most people you know, but it makes perfect sense to you!