The Adventure Of The Monkey
Beck and Andre were out for a walk on a grassy hill, it was almost twilight, a cool breeze ruffled Becks 80's hair. Andre sighed as they walked in silence. Inside he was building up the courage to rest his hand on Beck's hand. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so amazing, Beck was filled with panic and dread.
"Do you think its nice here?" he asked sarcastically. "Your very sexy silly," Andre said (that didn't answer Becks question, but hey this is fan fiction) then he began tickling Beck with his carrot. "It's completely hot."
Just then, a sexy monkey leapt out from behind an Avan Jogia and raped Andre in the butt. "Aaargh!" Andre screamed.
Things looked hard. But Beck, although he was hairy, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a microphone and, like a carrot being used to scratch a very special itch... then dying, beat the monkey shakily until it ran off. "That will teach you to rape innocent people."
Then he clasped Andre close. Andre was bleeding like there would be no tomorrow. (From the sudden and unexpected butt rape) "My darling," Beck said, and pressed his lips to Andre's mouth.
"I love you," Andre said slowly, and died dramatically in Beck's arms.
Beck never loved again.
Authors note: so this is a b-day present for daretodance97. I'm going to write an actual story and upload it on her b-day but this is just a little taste of what the next story is gonna be. THIS STORY IS HALF DRABBLEMATIC/HALF MY EDITING/AND A LITTLE BIT INSIDE JOKE PLEASE DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR ITS SUCKISH NESS I WILL UPLOAD A GOOD ONE SOOON!