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DEW Challenge: Charlie Bradbury & unicorn. Charlie's not bait. 150-word drabble.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, maiden or not!
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Maiden Over
"Is that a real-life unicorn?" gasped Charlie, as the animal drew near. She shook herself and blushed. "What am I saying? It's a horse with a huge, freakin' horn on its head, of course it is."
She turned to find the Winchester brothers gazing at her expectantly. "What?"
Dean motioned her further forward. "Do the, you know, maiden thing."
"The maiden thing," Charlie deadpanned, making it clear how stupid it sounded. "That ship sailed a long time ago," she laughed. She raised an eyebrow as the skittish creature approached the boys. "Although, it looks like you're a lot purer than you give yourself credit."
"It's from the last time Cas resurrected me," said Dean, quickly. "I told you, it's re-hymenating."
"Dude, that was months ago," Sam chuckled. "Maybe you're losing your touch?"
The unicorn nuzzled into Dean's lap. "Stupid horny horse," Dean muttered furiously, as he narrowly avoided being impaled.
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