Ok, guys! So the new movie, Into The Woods, is coming soon. By soon I mean 2015. And I'm ABSOLUTELY NOT EXAGGERATING when I say, INTO THE WOODS IS THE BEST PLAY EVER AND MERYL STREEP AND JOHNNY DEPP ARE IN THE MOVIE!
Disclaimer: I do not own MLP or Into The Woods. Wish I did!
Button Mash trotted into the light and adressed the crowd before him.
"Once upon a time..."
"I wish..." the light revealed a living room. An ivory unicorn with blue eyes and violet hair sighed as she scrubbed the floor.
"In a far off kingdom..." Button said.
"More than anything..." the girl said dreamily.
"Lived a young mare named Rarity- Raritel- Raritella! Raritella..."
"More than life!"
A sad young stallion named Cheese Sa- err, Montgomorey Jack..."Button continued.
"More than jewels.."
"I wish..." the light expanded more to reveal a cheese colored earth pony stallion with emerald eyes and brown hair tending a cow in a small house.
"And a baker with no foal named Trenderhoof..." Button pointed a hoof to the last house, where the light showed a tan stallion with purple eyes and blonde hair. He was putting pastries on the counters.
"More than life..." Montgomery sang.
"I wish..." Rarittella and Trenderhoof both sang.
"And his wife Applejack..." Applejack trudged in.
"More than the moon..." the other three cried.
"Ah wish..." Applejack trotted over to the oven and began to work with her husband.
"The Princesses are giving a festival!" Raritella swooned.
"More than life..." Applejack and Trend sang in unison.
"I wish..." Montgomery sighed.
"I wish to go to the festival!" Raritella cried.
"More than riches..." Trend and Applejack.
"And the ball!" Raritella.
"I wish my cow would give us some milk..." Montgomery sighed and looked at his cow sadly.
"More than anything..." Applejack and Raritella sang together.
"I wish we had a foal..." Trend sighed as he and his wife looked at each other sadly.
"Please, pal..." Montgomery looked the cow in the eyes.
"Ah want a foal!" Applejack looked down at her stomach, which was only filled with food.
"Squeeze, pal..." Montgomery gestured to the cow's udders.
"I wish to go to the festival!" Raritella finished scrubbing and wiped her hooves on her apron.
"I wish you'd give us some milk..." Montgomery perked up and licked his lips. "Or maybe CHEESE..."
"I wish we might have a foal!" Trend and Applejack hugged with sorrow.
"I wish!" everyone, excluding Button, cried.
The baker's and Montgomery's houses froze as Fleur De Lis, along with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, walked in to see Raritella.
"You wish to go to the festival?!"
"The poor mare's mother had died. Harsh." Button announced.
"You, Raritella, the Festival? You wish to go to the Festival?!" Fleur frowned.
"What, you, Raritella, the Festival?! The Festival?!" Diamond Tiara gasped.
"What, you wish to go to the Festival?!" Silver Spoon's jaw dropped.
"The Festival?! The Princesses' Festival?!" All three gasped in disbelief.
"And her father had taken for his new wife..." Button continued.
"The Festival!?"
"A woman with two fillies of her own. Snooty ones, too."
"Look at your hooves!" Diamond Tiara scoffed.
"Look at your dress!" Silver Spoon turned up her muzzle in disgust.
"People would laugh at you-" Fleur De Lis protested.
"Nevertheless-" Raritella pleaded.
"You still wish to go to the Festival, and dance before the prince?!"
Fleur Des Lis and her fillies tried to contain their mirth, but it was in vain and they howled with laughter.
"All three were beautiful of face, but vile and black of heart. That couldn't be less obvious..." Button spoke as the scene froze and Montgomery began to tend to his cow.
"Montgomery Jack, on the other hoof, had no father, and his mother..."
A deflated, straight haired Pinkemena slumped in.
"I wish..." she began sadly.
"Well, she was not quite beautiful..." Button snickered.
"I wish my son was not a fool.
I wish my house was not a mess.
I wish the cow was full of milk.
I wish the walls were full of gold.
I wish a LOT of things..."
She then sighed exasperatedly and turned to Montgomery.
"You foolish colt! What in Tirek's name are you doing with the cow inside the house?"
"A warm environment might be just what Milky White needs to produce his milk." Montgomery smiled dumbly as Button laughed behind his hoof.
"It's a SHE! How many times do I have to tell you? only 'shes' can give milk!"
Montgomery and his mother froze and the married bakers resumed their work when Little Red Riding Hood knocked on the door.
AN: In the play, Apple Bloom is Little Red Riding Hood and Applejack is in no way related to Applebloom and Granny Smith. Just letting you know.
"Why, come in, little filly." Applejack smiled courteously.
"Ah wish," Red stumbled through the door and took the hood off her head.
"It's not for me,
It's for my granny in the woods.
A loaf of bread, please?
To bring my poor, old, hungry granny in the woods,
Just a loaf of bread,
Please?"
Applejack gave the loaf to Red and the focus turned on Raritella.
"Raritella's stepmother had a surprise for her." Button's eyes lit up. "Maybe it's a new video game! Hobgoblia awaits her! Wait, do they even play that game?! Neigh ka blyn, I don't know!"
Fleur De Lis set down a pot and turned to her stepdaughter.
"I have emptied a pot of lentils into the ashes for you. If you have picked them out again in two hours' time, you shall go to the Ball with us."
"And perhaps a sticky bun? Or four?" Red haistily snatched away four sticky buns.
"Birds in the sky," Raritella called to the birds once the others were gone.
"Birds in the eaves,
In the leaves,
In the fields,
In the castles and ponds..."
"And a few of those pies!" Red swiped a few pies before remembering her manners.
"Please..?" she said shamefully.
"Come, little birds...
Down from the eaves,
And the leaves,
Over fields,
Out of castles and ponds!"
"No, squeeze, pal..." Montgomery hugged Milky White.
Raritella vocalized, falling into a trance as many birds descended. She beamed and motioned for assistance.
"Quick, little birds!
Flick through the ashes,
Pick and peck but swiftly sift through the ashes-"
She held up the pot.
"-Into the pot!"
"Listen well, son..." Pinkemena led her son away from the cow.
"Milky White must be taken to market."
"But, Mother, no!" Montgomery pleaded. "He's the best cow-"
"Was. Was! SHE'S been dry for a week! We've no cupcakes with cheese, nor money, and no choice but to sell her while she can still command a price!" Pinkemena growled.
"But Milky White is my best friend in all Equestria!"
"Look at her!"
She gestured to the cow.
"There are bugs on her dugs.
There are flies in her eyes.
There's a lump on her rump,
Big enough to be a HUMP!"
"But-" Montgomery hugged Milky White defensively.
"Son," Pinkemena led the dim witted stallion to her side.
"There's no time to sit and dither
While her withers wither with her
And no one keeps a cow for a friend!
Sometimes I fear you are touched..."
Montgomery sat on the floor in annoyance as Pinkie began to make a ring of the last bit of salt around him. Button made mocking ghost gestures.
Red had four hooffulls of sweets and the couple began to worry that they might run out of pastries for everyone else.
"Into the woods,
it's time to go
I hate to leave,
I have to though
Into the woods,
It's time and so
I must begin my journey.
Into the woods,
And through the trees
To where I am expected, ma'am.
Into the woods to Granny Smith's house!"
The filly ravenouly stuffed sweets into her maw.
"Mto fe woofs to Gwanny Smif's houthe!"
"Yerr certain of yerr way?" Applejack asked as Red swallowed. The filly then began to take sweets and hide them in her coat.
"The way is clear.
The light is good.
I have no fear,
Nor no one should.
The woods are just trees;
The trees are just wood-
I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a basket?"
Trend rolled his eyes and levitated a basket over to Red. The filly happily began to insert her sweets.
"Don't stray and be late." he huffed.
"An' save some of those sweets fer Granny." Applejack frowned.
"Into the woods and down the dell
The path is straight, I know it well.
Into the woods, and who can tell
What's waiting on the journey?
Into the woods to bring some bread
To Granny who is sick in bed.
Never can tell what lies ahead,
For all that I know she's already dead."
Red paused at her remark.
"But, into the woods!" she perked up.
"Into the woods!
Into the woods
To Granny Smith's house
And home before dark!"
She grabbed the basket away and escaped as the couple lunged for her, but time froze and Red was gone.
MC: OK! Chapter 1 done! I will try to get these in every Monday after 3:35 PM. I don't support TrenderJack!
Button: And so, the readers were left in suspense for a while, even though they could just read another one of MinecraftPwnz's stories and forget about this until Chapter 2-
MC: SHUT UP ALREADY, BUTTON!