S, P, A, Or, G?
AUTHOR'S NOTE/DISCLAIMER
Takes place during the scene in "What Do You Do?" and gives Jay and Erin's thoughts on the scene with hints of Linstead. Now, I'm more of a Linseride fan, but I'm going to do my best to do Linstead justice. Belongs to Dick Wolf and NBC.
Jay and the others listened as their instructor explained why knowing how much juice a taser emitted was important, citing that it would give them the ability to testify in court just how it worked as well as telling them what areas to focus on: shoulders, pelvic, abdominal, and the groin. Okay, I can understand that, Jay thought. That was definitely something that he hadn't thought of before. Still, it didn't mean that he wanted to sit through a boring ass workshop. I already know how this works. Hank showed me a long time ago, she thought to herself. Hell, she had seen him use a taser on an old boyfriend who had pissed him off. As if reading their minds, Adam spoke up.
"Yeah, we get it man, okay? Move on," he said.
"Oh good. A volunteer," the instructor commented and then before anyone knew what was happening, the older man had hit him with the taser, causing the others to laugh in surprise as he fell to the ground groaning.
"That was worth the price of admission," Jay chuckled.
"You're next," the instructor told him.
"Come on, man," he tried to reason.
"I volunteer to tase him," Erin stated. This is going to be fun, she thought to herself. And to think she hadn't wanted to do this.
"Okay, I mean, this doesn't like, seem official enough," he said as the instructor and Erin flanked him. Oh, damn. This is gonna hurt, he thought to himself. At this point, he'd rather be in the Rangers running ops again. At least there, you didn't have to worry about getting tased by your own teammates for some pointless work study.
"Where do you want it?" Erin asked. "S, P, A, or G?" she asked her voice amused, but also turning a bit seductive on the last letter. This is fun. I never get to mess with him like this, she thought to herself as Jay just stared at her a bit apprehensively. Oh god. Did she have to sound so sexy asking him that?
"Shoulders," he immediately answered. Shoulders wouldn't hurt so bad…right?
"G!" he heard Antonio call, which was seconded by their newest member, Atwater, as well as some others and Erin turned to him, a devilish look on her face.
"Don't you dare!" he quickly exclaimed. For an answer, she just reached out with one hand, placing her fingers on his chest trailing them upward, causing him to look at her in confusion. What's she doing? he wondered. Part of their deal was keeping quiet about their relationship so Voight wouldn't find about them. Then, this train of thought was cut off as he felt a jolt go through him starting from his abdomen and with a short cry, he dropped to his knees and Erin smirked, giving him a wink.
"Ohhhh…You are a brat," he managed to get out and she just laughed.
"Could've been worse. Could've went with G," she reminded him. He let out another groan and then went to sit down. He would definitely make her pay for that later tonight. And he would show her that payback was a bitch…