My first fanfiction, which I dared to post, actually… More like can't be bothered to… Ahahaha… I have created a new mafia family called Verdura (A.K.A L33K) yay. *clap, clap*
Me: This is the Hail Guardian from The Verdura (A.K.A L33K) Famiglia talking. Our slogan is... "L33K is L33T!" We are now recruiting people for the other roles!
*clap, clap*
Me: I shall introduce our some of our members right now, Joyce our Lightning Guardian.
*Near the stove cooking instant noodles*
Joyce: Yea?
Me: The camera's viewing... The camera...!
Joyce: ...? What camera?
Me: ... Ok... Moving on, Nick our Sky.
*Silence and cue in cicadas*
Me: ... Hello? Where is that idiotic stupid slow retard?
Joyce: ... Dead?
Me: Stop holding your instant noodles and start recruiting people.
Joyce: ... But you useless mother... I haven't eaten since morning...
Me: I resent that! I'm not useless you useless daughter.
Joyce: CHE!
Me: Don't Kanda-like and start recruiting.
Joyce: MUKURO FANS!!! WE'RE RECRUITING!
*Silence... And face palm*
Me: You stupid oyster...
Joyce: You useless orange mother...
Me: Hey!
Me & Joyce: I resent that!
Joyce: Yea, yea...
Me: Go eat your noodles!
*Joyce sat down on a magically appeared chair and table and fork*
Joyce: ... My fork reminds me of Mukuro...
Me: Wtf?
Joyce: The trident, AHAHA!
Me: ... Oh I see... WAIT! WE'RE OFF TOPIC!
Joyce: CHE! No duh, you useless mother...
Me: ... We're RECRUITING! JOIN US! EVERYONE WELCOME! All we need is your Birthday, Height, Weight, Nationality, Weapon, Box Animal, Description (looks & what you're never seen without), Personality, Favorite color, food and drink, Hobby and Dislikes...
Joyce: KUFUFU, that's actually a lot you useless mother, and the noodles taste weird YAY!
Me: ... You useless daughter... HELP ME AND PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR BLOG! Anyway... I don't care if you're actually fat and you made yourself skinny in your profile, all we need is people, the people.
Joyce: Orange-okaa TOMORROW IS CIEL'S BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: ... Orange mother...? You... -_-
Joyce: Yay weird instant noodles! And everyone's gonna think you're mad.
Me: Not as mad as you.
Joyce: Kufufufu NO!
Me: No your face. Oh I forgot to mention that the Polpo (A.K.A 0ct0) Verdura Famiglia's elite, independent assassination team has no bosses yet nor does the Ninja (A.K.A N1n1a) spy team. Anyway join us. Joyce say something!
Joyce: ... Join us; we have weird instant noodles and fork that reminds you of Mukuro's trident.
Me: *glares* we have chocolate chipped cookies and flavored milk...
Joyce: YAY! And it's free! HAHAHA!
Me: Yep free...
CLOSED! YAY! all the characters are gone!
(Fine, I'll use the American term of writing, I live in New Zealand, it's different here, we actually like to use the letter 'u' no offense.)