Smash Bros High School Host Club

by Anichibi.Fangirl

Robin goes to study in an supposedly empty music room, only to meet the Host Club, which consists of Marth, Ike, Toon Link, Pit and Dark Pit, and Cloud. How will Robin fit in with the Host Club? (I am going to use DLC characters, so Bayonetta and Corrin will appear. I'll have Corrin be twins. I'll call the girl Kamui because someone suggested it)

1. Chapter 1

"I need somewhere to study quietly" Robin said to himself. His huge glasses hid his face from the world. He carried his books to music room #5 (correct me if I'm wrong). He saw something he didn't expect. A group of boys calling themselves the Host Club. "Oi, Marth." A brunette angel said, getting in Robin's face. Another angel got in his face as well, but he had black hair. "I this think boy is gay." Robin dropped his books in a panic.

"W-What?! No way! I just came here looking for a place to practice my spells, th-that's all!" A little boy with blond hair was pulling on Robin's coat. "Hey, mister, would you like some cake?" Robin looked at the small boy in confusion. Where the hell am I... a tall, blond, pointy haired man picked up the small blond. "Come on, Toon. Don't bother visitors." He said. "Calm down you fools." A blue haired man said. He seemed annoyed by their actions. "Make way so I can see this visitor!" A man with blue hair exclaimed. He had a tiara-like crown on his head. "Hmm, did you come here to be a Host?" He asked. "Huh?!" Robin was beyond confused. He backed away from the man, who had gotten too close. He bumped into something, which turned out to be a priceless vase. He tried to catch it, but to no anvil. It fell on the ground, shattering. "Oooooooh." The dark angel said. "That vase was going up for auction." Said the lighter angel.

"Let's see, between the costs of the vase,"

"And the amount it was going to be sold for,"

"That would,"

"Be about,"

The two angels spook in unison. "1,000,000,000,000 Gold."

"D-Did you say 1,000,000,000,000?" Robin stammered. "Yup."

"We did." Robin groaned. "I don't have that much money..." The princely boy walked over to Robin and grabbed his shoulders. "Well then. You're gonna be our dog. Welcome to the Host Club!" He exclaimed. "Wait, WHAT?!"

And thus, Robin's life as a Host began.

A.N. How was dat? Yes, I am working on Through the Well, as well as two other FMA crossovers. Yes, this was made out of pure boredom. Yes, I did type this in 5 minutes. No, I'm not going to follow the series, because I haven't finished it, nor do I remember a lot of what happened. Here is each Host member.

Tamaki-Marth

Kyoya-Ike

Takashi-Cloud

Honey-Toon Link

Twins- Pit and Dark Pit

Haruhi-Robin

Renge(for future chapters)-Peach