It was a busy weekday afternoon in Konaha. Kakashi was perched in a tree outside the Hokage's chamber ducking his work as usual. He had just started chapter 10 of his Make Out Paradise novel, when a flyer blew across the yard and hit him right in the face. He peeled the 8x10 paper from his face and read it out loud. "Coming to the Land of Waves on June 6, 2010 is the one and only Make Out Paradise Convention. Don't miss your chance to take part in the demonstrations, round table discussions, and much more!" Kakashi grinned from ear to ear as he pulled out his cell phone and called his travel agent.
He made his way through the airport fairly quickly. He had managed to find the way to his gate without looking up from his novel. He had make it half way through the security line when his phone begun to ring. He tried frantically to shut it off but before he could as aggressive Arabic voice boomed through his tiny phone speaker yelling "Silence….. I kill you!" His face went pale, as he begun to regret every changing his ringtone in the first place. Out of the corner of his eye he glimpsed several large security officers racing towards him. Before he could react, they wrestled him to the ground and dragged him towards a nearby door.
The light from the small black desk lamp shone directly into his face. He took a moment to analyze where he was. The room was relatively small with gray painted walls and a small window in the middle of the back wall. The room's only furnishings were a wooden desk, a grey file cabinet, a poster on the wall that read "Stamp out terrorism", the chair he was now restrained in, a matching one directly across from it, and last but not least, the lone overused desk lamp that was now beginning to irritate him. A tall lanky man in a tailored black suit appeared in the door way. He sauntered across the room and took the seat across from him. Kakashi could tell from the man's demeanor that he was the one in charge.
"I'm Officer Bird, and you are?" the man started.
"Kakashi Hatake" Kakashi replied flatly; barely looking up from his book.
"What brings you to my airport Mr. Hatake?" Mr. Bird asked, as he plucked away Kakashi's book with a smile
"What does it matter to you?" he replied nonchalantly
Mr. Bird's smile faded as he leaned in and looked Kakashi in the eye. "I am trying to be civilized Mr. Hatake, but if you wish to be hostile I will be forced to become hostile too"
"Alright then" Kakashi replied with a shrug
Mr. Bird sprang up from his chair and sauntered over to the file cabinet in the corner. He ruffled through it loudly and came back five minutes later with a folder.
"Are you aware that we have a constantly updated file on you; a file which includes every suspicious or unusual thing you has ever done, Mr. Hatake?
Kakashi grimace at the question, thinking back on the drunken make out session he had with Iruka last week.
"What is it that you want from me" Kakashi asked in a defeated tone.
Mr. Bird smirked at the knowledge that he has the upper hand. "Now that you're being cooperative, we can let you go…. just as soon as we finish your final inspection. "Inspection?" Kakashi asked confused. "Yes. Just one simple inspection." He replied as he snapped on a pair of latex gloves. "Don't you dare" Kakashi shrieked as he now begins to understand what he means by "inspection". Mr. Bird smirked "Take him to the back room and keep him quiet….I'll be back there in a moment" gesturing to the two large men, who up until this point had been lurking at the door.
Quite a while later, Kakashi emerged from the room very pale and with an awkwardly pained walk. He fidgeted and moaned, but still managed to make his way to his flight gate just on time to make his flight.