Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.

A/N: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY?!!

For the first time in his long life, V.V. felt...nervous. The reason he felt this way was because, walking beside him, was the most beautiful, majestic, wonderful female human being he had ever laid his eyes on...

"So, what're we gonna do first, midget man?" asked the so-called 'wonderful female human being'.

"SHUT UP, YOU DAMN GREEN-HAIRED SLUT!!!!" V.V. screamed up at C.C., who just crossed her arms and glared at him.

"Hey, that's rude...I am NOT a slut!! Just because I stated that you are a 'midget man', which you are, doesn't mean you need to insult me so carelessly..." C.C. replied, a bit peeved by V.V.'s comment.

"Whatever!!" V.V. snapped, "Look...why are you following me anyway?"

"Zero told me to stay by your side for the entire day to learn all your weaknesses, your strengths...he wants to figure out just what makes you tick..." C.C. explained matter-of-factly.

V.V. snarled, and he unsheathed a knife, threatening, "Well, how will he feel when he finds you sent back to him in a box?"

C.C. snorted. "Just try it!! I'm invincible too, you know...dumbass midget..."

"STOP CALLING ME A MIDGET!!! I'M...I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY AGE, OKAY?!!" V.V. shouted, stomping his feet like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

"You're over 60 years old..." C.C. stated.

"YEAH, WELL...YOU'RE OLDER!!! WAY OLDER!!! WHICH MEANS...YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE NO MATTER WHO YOU HOOK UP WITH IN THE END!!!" V.V. proclaimed.

C.C. gasped, and she fell onto her knees. Tears began to form in her eyes as she cried, "Y...Y...YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I'M...I'M A DIRTY GIRL..."

V.V. laughed victoriously. "YOU SEE?!! I'M FINALLY RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING!! FINALLY!!! FINALLY!!! FINALLY!!!"

However, V.V.'s victory was short-lived, because C.C. then smashed an upper-hook punch right into his stomach.

V.V. bent over in immense pain and vomited his lunch from earlier that day, as C.C. stood up and shouted, "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OLD, YOU HOMOSEXUAL BASTARD!!!"

V.V. could do nothing but fall to the floor and curl up in fetal position, clutching his stomach, as C.C. stomped off in a huff...

"...And that," V.C. concluded, running his hands through his greenish-blond hair, "Is how my parents got together. Any questions?"

Lelouch and Suzaku were both left speechless.

C.C. and V.V. were both left speechless, too.