Anyone who has a notable recollection of the story of the hitchhiker's guild to the galaxy and the several adventures that happened will know that 1) "Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen..." and so on 2) ZZ Plural Z Alpha got destroyed by a collection of vogon constructor fleets and 3) Everything is not always what it seems and you must always carry a towel with you.

So we come to the heart of gold, a space ship stolen by a man who kidnapped himself, President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox, a really cool frood I might add. Aboard the Heart of gold at the time was an ape man descendant Arthur Dent who strangely the whole story involves around, ape woman descendant Trillian or previously Tricia Macmillan and Zaphod's semi brother Ford prefect.

"Hey Trill what happens if I press this shiny blue button here?" Zaphod threatened to press the improbability drive button. After losing on of he's two heads to Humma Kavula for the directions to Magathera where deep thought is but that a different story.

"Zaphod just remember buttons are toys, if you pressed that you don't know where you could end up! Or even what time period…!" it was too late, Trillian had reminded Zaphod on many occasions but does he listen no.

The computers voice rang out across the whole ship: IMPROBABLITY DRIVE ACTIVATED

Factor: 32351 : 1 and counting

Factor: 2:1 and counting

2.5:1 and counting

Factor: 1:1 we have normality.

What happened during the return to normality was slightly weird, Arthur had experience what it was like to be a whale, Ford had been a pancake and both Zaphod and Trillian were a bowl of petunia's

"Where are we?" Trillian asked spurting out flowers

"Well" the computer had too much happiness "we are in sector ZZ Plural Z alpha and I think that blue planet is earth"

How could this be, earth was destroyed ages ago, but yet there it was rotating as if nothing had happen.

Earth, Mostly harmless. The people who lived there had no idea about space or anything in that matter. They just obsessed over small green pieces of paper and sitcoms.

On a street in London, England. The street happened to be Baker Street. The cast had set up the cameras for the recording of the first season of the new BBC Sherlock staring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, who was strangely happy that he was involved in something that was more normal that he's previous work with the cast of hitchhiker guild to the galaxy 2005 film.

After a full day of running around the street of London and jumping over roof tops the two men went to the local pub to have a drink.

"Hey martin I heard they want to redo that hitchhiker's thing you did a couple years ago, I have to say I do enjoy the franchise but the question is will you go back if you're invited?" Benedict asked while ordering two pints.

"No way Ben, I enjoyed it don't get me wrong but its total madness. Anyways lets enjoy this pint for another successful day of filming" and with that they both sat down and drank.

AN: Hey people, I obviously don't own anything apart from the story

I used the idea from Red dwarf: Back to the earth as the base of the story.

What else do i need to tell you, oh sorry its short, i wok up at 9.30 am on thursday with this idea in my head and i had to type it up quickly, then i had to rush it and get the basics down because i had to get ready for work and leave so i am sorry about that. More chapters will be going up i promise :D