Note: I don't own Pokemon or Jay and Silent Bob. I wish I did though.






"Man this licks balls!" cried Jay. Jay and his hetero life mate Silent Bob had been looking for something to watch on TV. As they were channel surfing, they came across the show Pokemon.
"What the fuck is this?"
Silent Bob shrugged.
"This show is fucking retarded!" Jay yelled. "Screw this!" He turned the TV off and left the room. "I'm going to bed Tubby. Lock the fucking door when you leave."
Silent Bob locked the door and went to his house.


When Jay woke up in the morning things seemed different.
"What the fuck?" he commented. His room was brighter, and he heard a woman's voice cry, "Get up Jason or you'll be late!"
"What?" he said to himself.