Viktor Krum: PARTY IN DA HOOD

By: birchermuesli and Juricon

Genre: Romance/Poetry/Humor/Parody

Rating: T


I put my hands up, your arms encircle my waist,

And oh! Your lips do have a very fine taste.

Your moves are smooth, your feet

Trace the line of the dance floor.

But still, I want more.

You wear a vest, smooth and black,

And all this while I plan my subtle attack.

I run my hands down your spine,

Oh my my my you are fine!

You take this in surprise and shiver with violence,

But then I press my lips to yours and it is silent.

Silent.

Silent.

Let's leave the party, I say.

We can go somewhere where we can play.

You frown, disentangle yourself from my embrace and

Walk away.

I cry. I am sad.


A/N: Co-written with birchermuesli, part of our vikky romance poetry parody series. This one's not angsty though ;P

Tried a rhyme scheme. Enjoy. Or not.

A bit shorter than usual. Apologies. bircherdawg and I just finished school, will improve our work soon quality and quantity wise ;)