Disclaimer: I don't own squat. Expect my shirt and pants…If you pay me I'll give them to you!
A/N: Another silly fic. I needed a break from the gloom and doom of my other story. More chapters will come if you want them. :D
It was another day like any other day except this day was DIFFERENT!
Yeah….I know that didn't make any sense….I swear it did in my head.
But…well its kind of hard to explain how this thing goes, especially when it comes to me and Riku.
What?
Oh…Riku and I. Happy you grammar Nazis?
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah!
So it had started out just like any other day.
We were bored. (It happens more than you think ever since we got back home.)
So, I decided that I would deliver the most clever pick up line too him.
"Hey, Riku…."
"Mmm…?"
"I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me..."
He gave me the longest silent look I've ever gotten.
He even beat my mom!
Finally he smirked and pulled out a twenty from his pocket.
"I bet I can make that line work better than you can."
And that's how the ever loving battle of Lame Pick Up Lines came about.
A/N: -smacks thy forehead- Yes. If you want more just tell me. I will be happy to continue with Sora and Riku's epic battle at getting ladies with dumb lines.