-1Hi pplz. Im trying to get my mind off of my White Rain thing, because my mind is currently dieing as we speak, because I can't think of anything. Luckily for me, I wrote Made before I got into fan fiction, but Im afraid this is my last freebie. Oh well. Please review, but Im not counting on too many, since ppl often don't care to anyways.(shrugs) Whatevr. Im feeling mellow 2day, so…yeah. Not enough coffee I guess. Well, enjoy the randomness.
Oprah: (clears throat) Aren't you forgetting someone?
Me: Oh yeah, Oprah is joining us today because she managed to find some time off of helping Obama's campaign. I don't own her or Naruto. Bleh, I wouldn't want o own her…
Made
Neji and Hinata were both watching MTV. They had just finished watching the episode of Room Raiders, and Neji was sitting there, looking thoroughly peeved.
Hinata: Come on, nii-san. It didn't look as though Ino-chan was enjoying herself. Um, I'm sure that blonde guy was only hitting on her because-
Neji: Stupid bastard. Once I find out where he is, I'll 64 Palm his ass.
Hinata: That might not be a good idea…
Neji: I'm going to go find Lee and beat the crap- I mean train with him. (walks out)
Hinata: Wow. That show really pissed him off. Oh look, Made is on…
Hanabi: What's up with Neji-bastard?
Hinata: I thought I told you not to call him that. It's disrespectful.
Hanabi: But he wouldn't let me clean Spunky with his toothbrush! Spunky has special hygienic needs!
Hinata: Why would you expect him to let you clean your hamster with his toothbrush?
Hanabi: Because he dotes on me?
Hinata: You're a very mistaken child. Now, aren't you supposed to be doing you're Academy homework? Dad will get mad at you.
Hanabi: Why are big sisters so damn responsible?
Hinata: Where did you pick up such language?
Hanabi: From dad.
Hinata:…Go do your homework.
After Made was over, Hinata turned off the TV. She liked that show because it made people into whoever they wanted to be. She wished she could turn from a shy, so-called failure into a confident future Hyuga heiress her father could be proud of, and that her sister would finally listen to. She decided to go for a walk.
When she entered the village, she looked around at the craziness that was called a 'Normal Day in Konoha.' Sakura was with that creepy new boyfriend of hers, and she was yelling about something at Ino. She saw her cousin, who must have been tired of training with-no excuse me, beating to a bloody pulp-Lee. Ino spotted him, and started to say hi to him, but then Sakura gave Neji a strange look, and dragged Ino away. Neji stared after them, and decided not to get involved.
Naruto and Sai were giggling(yes giggling) about something strange.
Hinata: H-hi Naruto…and Sai.
Naruto: (fumbles with whatever he and Sai were looking at, and hides it behind his back) Oh, hi Hinata.
Sai: Guess what we stole from Kakashi-sensei?
Hinata: His mask?
Naruto: We stole his perverted book!
Itachi: Ooh, which one? Make-out Paradise, or Make-out Violence?(a/n: lol, Itachi's a perv)
Sai: Naw, we stole his new one, Make-out Tactics. Not a lot of penis-
Itachi: No need to elaborate, I can read it on my own.
Sakura: Itachi! What are you doing with those two boneheads?! You left me for a minute and 47 seconds! Get back here right now!
Itachi; I would kill her if she didn't stick this chakra control thingy on me, or threaten me with marshmallows.(sighs and walks back)
Sakura: Now Ino, care to explain why I never see you with Deidara?
Ino: Because I don't stalk people like you do.
Sakura: I'm appalled! After everything I did to get you on Room Raiders…
Ino: I never wanted to be on the show! You were blackmailing Neji, and I had no choice!
Sakura: Whatever. This Saturday we're double-dating. And I better see you with Deidara!
Ino: Or…
Sakura: Or I'll sic Itachi on Neji while force-feeding him cookies while showing him photo-shopped pictures of you topless!
Ino: You can't do that!
Sakura: I can and I will. Go find Deidara. NOW!
Ino: grumble-stupid five head-grumble(walks off)
Hinata: Ino? If Sakura constantly ruins your love life, than why do you hang out with her?
Ino: Well, she was tolerable before My Own Sasuke, so I was hoping she would give it up already, but I guess you and Tenten are the only ones I can trust now. Now, because of her, I can't talk to Neji, and she's making e go out with a guy way older than me who is obsessed with explosives.
Hinata: Well, if it makes you feel any better, Neji was pretty mad after he saw you on Room Raiders.
Ino: He saw it?! Oh, geez, he must hate me. I didn't think that the TV crew would make me go on a date with that guy!
Hinata: Well, it's not your fault. And besides, at least you HAVE some guys who care about you.
Ino: Come on, Hinata. The only reason Naruto hasn't said anything to you yet is because, well, let's face it, he's a clueless moron. But he'll come around. Do you think there's any way for me to get out of this date?
Hinata: I don't think so. Good luck, Ino-chan.
Ino: Thanks, Hinata.
Hinata walked back home, and having nothing better to do, took a nap.
-At Starbucks-
Sakura: Have you found Deidara yet?
Ino: Um, no.
Sakura: Well, you WILL find him by the time of the double-date, right?
Ino: Seriously, Sakura, you're pushing it. I don't like the guy, and you're making me go out with him? What the flip is up with that?
Sakura: I just don't think that you should be going out with a weirdo like Neji.
Ino: He's NOT a weirdo! And I really like him, too! You mess up every single relationship I have with a guy! During the Academy, you messed up whatever chance I had with Sasuke. We used to be friends, but now we both hate each other. Then, when I started going out with Kiba a year ago, you chased him down a vaccine!(a/n: that's a shot, pplz) And now, you're scaring off Neji with Itachi. I'm seriously sick of it! I never screw up YOUR personal life, so you don't have to screw up mine!(Ino pays Izumo, who yes, works at Starbucks, and walks off with her coffee.)
Itachi: Wow, you're a sucky friend.
Sakura: I need to get my mind off of this. I know! I'll sign Hinata up for a show on MTV! I think I've been hanging around Ino too much….let's see…oh! I know the PERFECT show for her!
Itachi: It's a wonder nobody chased you out of Konoha yet.
-End of Chappie 1-
All I can say is this…REVIEW PLZ! Oh, and remember that this is the sequel Room Raiders.