Disclaimer: I don't own anything else but myself in this fic



Alright im ungrounded and recovered from surgery (thank you for asking if im alright fans hmph) so I did ch.2







Viagra



Shana and Dart are standing together all of a sudden Shana says

Shana: Our relationship was awful until…

Dart: Until I took Viagra

Shana: Now with Viagra we #@*& like no other

Man: Take Viagra and be happier

Shana: Is the camera off?

Director: No

Shana: Good cause even with Viagra he's nothing

Dart: SHANA!

Shana: Its true and talk about tiny its like a toothpick broken in half

Dart: SHANA!!!!!!

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!

Shana: Women aren't missing anything

Everybody in the stage is laughing their heads off while Dart is brighter than his armor

Snickers

Everybody is fighting Melbu again but Kee is just watching because he left his dragoon spirit at home

Kee: Isn't he dead yet?

Melbu: 8th generation

7 hours later

Kee: Done yet

Melbu: 76th generation

99999 hours later

Kee: #&*^&%$#^^$%&&%& IM @#$%&*@ HUNGRY FINISH ALREADY!!!!!!!

Melbu: 6347223794432th generation

Man: Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a snickers



McDonalds

Rose: Go to McDonalds OR ELSE

Rose grabs a nearby man and kills him. It turns out to be an N*sync member so millions of girls come to hurt her

Rose oh no…

Girl: KILL HER

Rose: AHHHHHHHHH

Rose kills all of them

Rose: Now come to McDonalds or I you will suffer the consequences I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Man singing: At McDonalds You must come or she will kill you

Rose: I WILL!!

THE END



Alright if I get enough new reviews I will make a part 3 so review