A/N- This is a crossover between Tortall (Tamora Pierce) and Lord of the Rings (J.R.R Tolkein). Please excuse any errors I have made—feel free to correct immediately. Thanks! Oh, and this is set between the Protector of the Small, and Trickster's Choice, and we're just dropping in at a random time in LOTR. This was written by Frododragon and Firedragon, so please review at least one of us. and stand for actions.
Narrator- It was a dark and stormy night...drum roll WAIT, CUT, HOLD UP!
Editor/Director-What?
Narrator- Roger is in a stupid tomb, how would he know the weather?
Editor/Director (from here out known as Ed)- It adds suspense. Get over it.
Narrator- Fine. clears throat Roger stirred, groaned, then BOOM AROSE FROM THE DEAD! For a third time, but that's beside the point.
Roger- smiles 5 times in a row
Ed- Cut! What are you doing?
Roger- AHHHH! WHO ARE YOU? And what is that strange device by you?
Ed- We're stalking you.
Roger- Oh. I should be used to that by now. The Fangirls just adore me.
Ed- Um, right. Why were you you smiling so much?
Roger- I've been dead, you know. I have to flex my charm muscles.
Ed- Actors...
Roger- stares blankly Yes, well then... cackles evilly BACK TO MY PLAN TO DESTROY ALANNA THEN THE WORLD!!! But mainly Alanna. Orange Fire sparkles at his fingertips With my magic, I shall rule all! Walks out of Tomb
Alanna- Yawns is thinking When will this stupid meeting be over? Do they really think the King's Champion cares about dwindling populations of Muskrats? out loud Well, I'm about done for the day. pushes chair back I'll see you all later.
King Jonathan- Now Alanna, this is a very important issue, you can't leave jus-
Alanna- Sorry Jon, things to see, evil dukes to kill.
Jon- Um, Alanna... We don't have anymore evil dukes, not after you killed Roger. Alanna- Well, that's not my fault. It's this blasted court's fault it lacks them. Tusaine has four evil dukes you know. We just aren't keeping up.
Jon- moans Yes, yes...
Alanna- runs out of room at top speed Evil duke speech works every time.
Roger- is looking at crystal ball MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon, my evil plan shall be completed. With this crystal ball, I shall catch Alanna while she is doing her magic, and then imprison her in this plastic – I mean, expensive crystal -- seer's ball, and then, I will kill her.............. I'm not sure how though... how do you kill someone in a plas—ball. Well, I am brilliant, so I'll figure it out.
Ed- Yeah, brilliantly mad.
Roger- Why are you following me!!
Ed- TV ratings.
Roger- looks confused
Alanna- is looking into fire, talking to George I miss you lots laddy, but I'll see you tomorrow. Don't forget, I want cook to make me BBQ'd muskrat. Bye! Starts to break the connection, then feels a strange tug looks in fire What's going on? gets pulled in to fire, and starts spinning around AHHH!!!
Roger- Yes! My plan has suc – AHHHHH! gets pulled into fire with Alanna, camera crew following
A/N- Sorry that it's not that long, but please review anyway... I'd appreciate it! Thanks!
Narrator- It was a dark and stormy night...drum roll WAIT, CUT, HOLD UP!
Editor/Director-What?
Narrator- Roger is in a stupid tomb, how would he know the weather?
Editor/Director (from here out known as Ed)- It adds suspense. Get over it.
Narrator- Fine. clears throat Roger stirred, groaned, then BOOM AROSE FROM THE DEAD! For a third time, but that's beside the point.
Roger- smiles 5 times in a row
Ed- Cut! What are you doing?
Roger- AHHHH! WHO ARE YOU? And what is that strange device by you?
Ed- We're stalking you.
Roger- Oh. I should be used to that by now. The Fangirls just adore me.
Ed- Um, right. Why were you you smiling so much?
Roger- I've been dead, you know. I have to flex my charm muscles.
Ed- Actors...
Roger- stares blankly Yes, well then... cackles evilly BACK TO MY PLAN TO DESTROY ALANNA THEN THE WORLD!!! But mainly Alanna. Orange Fire sparkles at his fingertips With my magic, I shall rule all! Walks out of Tomb
Alanna- Yawns is thinking When will this stupid meeting be over? Do they really think the King's Champion cares about dwindling populations of Muskrats? out loud Well, I'm about done for the day. pushes chair back I'll see you all later.
King Jonathan- Now Alanna, this is a very important issue, you can't leave jus-
Alanna- Sorry Jon, things to see, evil dukes to kill.
Jon- Um, Alanna... We don't have anymore evil dukes, not after you killed Roger. Alanna- Well, that's not my fault. It's this blasted court's fault it lacks them. Tusaine has four evil dukes you know. We just aren't keeping up.
Jon- moans Yes, yes...
Alanna- runs out of room at top speed Evil duke speech works every time.
Roger- is looking at crystal ball MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon, my evil plan shall be completed. With this crystal ball, I shall catch Alanna while she is doing her magic, and then imprison her in this plastic – I mean, expensive crystal -- seer's ball, and then, I will kill her.............. I'm not sure how though... how do you kill someone in a plas—ball. Well, I am brilliant, so I'll figure it out.
Ed- Yeah, brilliantly mad.
Roger- Why are you following me!!
Ed- TV ratings.
Roger- looks confused
Alanna- is looking into fire, talking to George I miss you lots laddy, but I'll see you tomorrow. Don't forget, I want cook to make me BBQ'd muskrat. Bye! Starts to break the connection, then feels a strange tug looks in fire What's going on? gets pulled in to fire, and starts spinning around AHHH!!!
Roger- Yes! My plan has suc – AHHHHH! gets pulled into fire with Alanna, camera crew following
A/N- Sorry that it's not that long, but please review anyway... I'd appreciate it! Thanks!