AN: Just something I made up while running. This is intended to be a oneshot, but can be made into other characters. Wanted to post it before I forgot.
Disclaimer: Bungie owns Halo. The idea is purely mine.
Interview De Los Prophets
Interviewer: Welcome, everybody! Our premier on Take On Others is here! And our first guests are non other than the three Prophets of the Covenant!
enter Prophets of Regret, Mercy, and Truth
Interviewer: Now lets start with you, Regret. Now tell me, how is it like not to have power, because clearly, Truth is in control, while at the same time, you are an equal. Or supposed to be?
Regret: My regret is that I didn't read the fine print... Oh, it gave me power, but the fine print revoked all of it. It also gave Gravemind the rights to use me...
Interviewer: Great! So you are the Prophet Hothead here! Now lets hop onto Mercy! Mercy, how come you don't have any power?
Mercy: Oh, I didn't ask for any. The ad stated that I would get this bozo awesome chair here, a headdress that is VERY IN, a Halo on my forehead, and you cant forget the fancy speeches.
Interviewer: Grea-
Mercy: And you can't forget that as I'm named mercy, I'm in charge of the Covenant court system.
enter a Grunt
Mercy: Grunt, you are here tried for treason, rebellion, and the aiding of Humans. What is your defense?
Grunt: Me rebells because me a Grunt!
Interviewer: ... May Mercy have mercy on your soul Grunt...
lightning strikes down on Mercy, Mercy dies. Grunt happily skips off with cries of "I'm Free!"
Interviewer: Wow! That was some cool Mercy there. Now Truth, what is your story? Why are you in total control, but you don't get rid of the other two, err... one.
Truth: Look, this is very simple. If I was alone, I would have had to learn the Evil Laugh. At least with them, I don't have to learn it. One of them can if needed.
Interviewer: Haha! That is PATHETIC! Ha, ha! Muahahahah! Buahahahaha!
Mercy: Oh, you shut the F#$ up!
Master Chief enters, blows Truth to Kingdom Come
MC: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
the end.