"Now I'm not normally one to complain but you've got s serious attitude problem. As an example I'd like to call forward this fellow. You see when he talks to me, he is nice to the peoples in little places as he talks like a big man with the hipping and the hopping and the bipping and the bopping you see see it's not the same as when you have two ears the hypothetical reason is all it's cracked up to be my husbands a decent sort as fellas go but the real reason is hit and run when the ball is in the right spot you get a herbivore if you like oats then I'm the right person for the job I don't fight over a tiny little spot on the carpet but-

"Did you call me a weiner? Cos if you did then I gotsa bit of a serious attidude to pick with you. Stand up and fight like a man. FIGHT LIKE A MAN. Coward!

"Ok, I'll fight you-"

*Alanna stands up to fight and collapses onto the floor. She awakes several days later with an almighty hangover*