The Story of Randomness
In the Shed of the Brave there was a cow who ate the pizza of poison. Then the cow turned into a frog. Why did the frog jump into a lunchroom and eat more pizza? Then the kids ate the poison pizza and died. So the frog ate a kid's shoe and turned back into a cow. then mimzy, the cow, and the shoe flew into the Rainbow of dispair. Then Mimzy died, but the shoe however was alive and well.
The shoe hopped into the Pond of Wonder, but the pond made a whirlpool and brought the shoe under. A leprichaun came and brought the shoe to dry land and said, "Will you look at that." The shoe started to laugh and the leprichaun ran. and that is the story of Peter Pan.
The End