Lol hey guys it's me JL :D I haven't really been writing for a while…Just reading the awesomescauce fics amazing writers are writing! Ok so my friend and I LOVE the warriors series, and we both love parodies XDDD so we came up with the idea of Jayfeather being forced into an anger management class :D… Because he seriously needs some anger management :P like my other parody "Wild Night Playing Xbox" this is a parody too so expect OOCness because it's a parody :D if you guys like this fic, it will turn into a weekly updated fic for the whole year XDD so enjoy this plot bunny :D By the way, there is a MAJOR spoiler in this authors note so if you haven't read the warriors power of three or anything past the warriors book titled "Long shadows" then stop reading this authors note and start reading the fic. For those of you still reading this, Jayfeather and his siblings DO NOT know that Leafpool is really their mother, therefore Leafpool is still medicine cat just thought I'd point that one out :P
"Jayfeather, you need some anger management." Firestar stated as they sat in his den. He had wanted to talk to Jayfeather early that morning to address some of his issues; Jayfeather was usually a very irritated cat and often liked to yell and snap at the other cats. "Yeah, your point exactly?" Jayfeather retorted.
"Your too irritated and angry all the time, you haven't gotten a decent night's sleep this whole moon. Your more on edge and irritated than usual. If you take time to release your anger, you won't be so irritated all the time!" Firestar replied.
"What do you mean irritated? This is how I've acted since I was a kit! I think you should calm down and quit shoving your nose in my business!" Jayfeather shouted at Firestar. "I'm telling you Jayfeather, as your leader, you will go to an anger management class whether you like it or not!" Firestar yelled back.
"Make me. Besides, who will be the cat I talk to? It's not like there is a cat who will want to listen or knows what to do! So your little 'Anger Management Class' idea just went down the drain, so you canshut UP!"
"That's it! 3 moons of anger management!" Firestar shouted.
"LETS MAKE IT 5!" Jayfeather replied.
"Ok, 5. 5 moons of anger management! And you don't even want to KNOW the cat that you go to will be!"
"WHATEVER! You can't make me go! No cat can make me go! I can only make myself go and you can't stop me!"
"Ok, let's make it 9 moons then! Geez Jayfeather, I never knew you could be this ugly!"
"I don't care! I do what I want, when I want!" Jayfeather was getting angrier now he just was NOT going to an anger management class! He could take care of himself he was a medicine cat for crying out loud! "And why didn't Yellowfang need anger management class huh?" Jayfeather asked, now irritated.
"There is an exception to her! She was OLD, and she could actually be NICE at times!"
"SO? She can be just as ugly as me…sometimes." Jayfeather huffed; obviously he was beginning to lose the argument.
"Yes, but she wasn't angry all the time!"
"I DON'T CARE! YELLOWFANG IS NOT ME! SHE WILL NEVER BE ME! GET IT. THROUGH. YOUR HEAD."
"Ok, Jayfeather, let's make that 12 moons of anger management! Does there need to be more?" Firestar now fed up stated, he really didn't want to make it more anymore moons, but Jayfeather was just so angry, it seemed as though he needed more.
At Firestar's statement, Jayfeather snapped. With a yowl of rage Jayfeather let out all he could at Firestar. He simply could not go to an anger management class! He didn't need it! "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M THE MEDICINE CAT WHO WILL BE THE MEDICINE CAT THEN HMMM? THIS IS STUPD FIRESTAR! STUPID! I DO NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT AND THAT IS FINAL!" Jayfeather was in a fit of rage now, he started picking up rocks and chucking them at Firestar, or course he missed, because he's blind, and instead they hit the wall where they shattered. He also began scratching Firestar's moss bed with his claws and ripping it up.
"Actually, you are Leafpool's apprentice."
Firestar replied as he just stood there watching, twitching his whiskers and dodging a few stray rocks that went at him. "See Jayfeather? You just chucked a rock at the wall and made the rocks shatter, you killed innocent rocks!"
"IT'S JUST A STUPID ROCK! It's not like they are even alive you idiot!" Jayfeather snarled as he picked up more rocks and threw them into the clearing hitting random cats who had just awoken below. Firestar was fed up with Jayfeather's angry outburst. He had never seen Jayfeather so angry. He called for Lionblaze and Brambleclaw. Who came quickly to see what the matter was. The first thing Lionblaze saw was his brother in a fit for rage acting like an angry kit. "Get him out of here." Firestar ordered. The two cats nodded and lionblaze grabbed Jayfeather by the scruff and drug him out with Brambleclaw close behind.
"Oh my starclan, GET OFF OF ME!" Jayfeather screeched as he was dragged out of the camp.
"THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF ME! I WILL RETURN WITH MY STICK OF DOOM! YOU WILL ALL PAY!" Jayfeather screamed as cats stood and stared at Jayfeather in awe.
"Let me GO you piece of fox crap!" Jayfeather yelled at his brother randomly throwing various objects at him. Sticks, rocks, pine straw, the easy button, and a hunk of Swiss cheese. NOTHING was working.
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"Leafpool! I want you in my den NOW." Firestar shouted to his daughter obviously angry from Jayfeather's outburst.
"Yes Firestar?" Leafpool asked; curious from all the yelling that went on earlier that sunrise.
"I need a favor from you. I need you to spend some time with Jayfeather, see what is bothering him, and try to fix it. I'm getting fed up with him being angry all the time. I need you to please fix this. Can you do that Leafpool?"
Leafpool, in shock, replied; "Yes, of course Firestar, how long will this be going on?"
"We can talk about that later. Lionblaze and Brambleclaw drug him out of the camp to calm him down. They should be somewhere in the forest."
"Right…" Leafpool replied.
"Good luck…" Firestar replied.
End of chappie! Ok…so that was DEFINETELY not my best…not at all…its somewhere between borderline serious, and parody, but it will be more of a parody as the fic progresses XDDD so tell me if it sucked or tell me if I did good. And if you haven't read my other fic "Wild night playing Xbox" go read that one, and leave a review, all my reviewers love it so you might too :D
~JL