Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or its characters but I do own the plot and the story line… and the screen names…
Chapter one- a slap, a groan and a trip down memory lane
"So, what –hic- do you- hic- say? Want to- hic-go out- hic with me-hic- sometime-hic?" Inuyasha asked through slurred hiccups before leaning off to the side and throwing up. It was obvious he was drunk. The pretty girl with dark hair and brown eyes looked around the room for her best friend to help bail her out. But, she too was going through the same torture as herself, being cornered by some other guy. Kagome couldn't believe she had actually considered this guy her best friend.
"No! I can't-" Kagome was just about tell this guy off before she heard a harsh slap and a loud groan. Hearing this told her that Sango was done with whatever fool who had tried to hit on her this time.
"Kagome!" Sango yelled as she scanned the crowds for her friend, she spotted her she signaled Kagome to head for the door. Kagome got the signal and complied but not before taking a page out of Sango's book. She looked back at Inuyasha and slapped him so hard it sounded like he would wear that red handprint for at least a week, and kneed him so hard he didn't think that he would able to reproduce children.
When they got out of there and into the safety of Sango's car Kagome couldn't take it any longer and had to see if Sango recognized those guys that they had just terrorized and caused great pain.
"Sango! Do you know who those guys were?" Kagome burst out.
"Yeah, duh. Inuyasha and Miroku, the biggest players in school who have probably gone out with or done something with every girl in the school BUT us." Sango replied a little annoyed that her friend was asking things that a moron would know.
"DUH! OMG! Do you think I'm some kind of blonde?" Kagome yelled back and immediately regretted it because as soon as the words left her mouth Sango started to pull at Kagome's hair to make sure she wasn't wearing a wig. "Sango, tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing!"
"Oops, sorry. But I remember how they used to be."
"Used to being the key words here." Kagome said replied before slipping into a trance and going on a stroll down memory lane, remembering the way those boys used to be…
(Kagome's POV now as they drive home)
I remember when we first met in that sandbox back in kindergarten. Inuyasha's older brother Sesshomaru and his gang of friends were making fun of him and me, saying that I was his little girlfriend. Oh, yeah, and then I gave Sesshomaru a black eye. We were the best of friends. And then when I moved across town and he moved in across the street we actually made new friends. Sango had just moved in next door to me from somewhere far away where she lived with all of those guys with her dad. Her mom had died and he couldn't take living in the same town after she had been dead a year. Gosh, from what her dad says that in that year Sango totally went from dolls to a tomboy. I think she did it just to hang out with her dad more since he was all she had left.
And as soon as we (her and Sango) met Miroku, I knew he was trouble. Especially since the first thing he asked us was if we would be his girlfriends! We were only 11 at the time! Then he really did it by asking for a kiss, whoa did Sango's top blow! She smacked him so hard he had a mark for a month; at least I think he did because his parents must have seen it and asked about it and he didn't come outside for a month! While I was away at summer camp Inuyasha ended up bonding with Miroku! Of all people! He did need to meet some guys though, but I mean come on, Miroku! From then on out we had a little band of four now not two. I guess the real trouble was the summer before we went into high school at the pool. All those older girls and their skimpy bikinis had to add to the fact that they had just entered puberty. As soon as we walked through those doors of high school me and Sango knew it was over, all those long years of friendship were out the window, and soon to follow would be all their common sense and remembrance of us. They had to become the school's biggest players by sophomore year!
Kagome was dragged off of memory lane and onto Shikon Street (where she lived) my Sango hitting her on the head while waving a hand in front of her face and yelling her name like crazy. She jumped a mile high and hit her head (quite hard) on the ceiling of Sango's convertible, (the top was up) and then came back down and pulled the little lever thingy that made her seat go back. At the end of all this Kagome was sitting in the most painful position ever, on her neck with her legs straight up in the air.
"Wow, you must have really been in la la land if I scared you enough to do that! Sango said before bursting out laughing. Kagome scowled and got out of the car and started to rub her neck and head that had an amazingly huge bump on it.
"See ya in the morning for shopping!" Sango yelled out of the window as she watched her best friend walk slowly up the steps to her gigantic house. Sango moved the car up just a smidge so that it was directly in-between their house and got out and started to walk up the steps to her humungous house.
Authors Notes:
K? So how was it? It was terrible I know…. If you guys don't like it after the next chapter then tell me (nicely) and I'll take the whole thing off…or maybe just make up for it in a really good third chapter….