Hey everyone! This fan fic will be about Sirius Black in year six. Him and
James...ah the pranks they will pull...in dreamy state Snaps out of it
ANYWAY...I hate it when people drone on and on in the beginning parts like
this, I don't know why I'm doing it...ON WITH THE SHOW!!
By the way, 'tis rated for language. And the only reason this is called Just Kill Me is because certain people are obsessed with saying that
Disclaimer: I didn't make up the characters; however I did make up the plot. Don't sue, it's just not polite.
"SIRIUS!! WAKE UP!! YOU are going to polish every single piece of the silver WITHOUT magic this morning, and if you don't like it, you will have no breakfast," Sirius's so called mother screamed at him.
"Bitch,' Sirius muttered under his breath. He got up threw on some clothes. He looked in the mirror and looked at his hair. Oh God. It looked like road kill. Sirius ran a comb through his hair and went to the kitchen.
The house of Black was incredible. It was filled with horrible old things that tried to strangle you if you were too nice, things that were stuck to the wall with charms. But the house was gigantic. To polish everything was suicide.
He grabbed a handful of silverware and started on polishing. His anger built up as he plotted on ways to murder his mum without anyone noticing. Then, a brilliant idea popped into his head: Why stay? His birthday had been a couple of days ago. He was of age. WHY am I here?! "I should have been gone DAYS ago!" Sirius yelled.
"What?" said his hag of a mother.
"I'M SIXTEEN!! I can do whatever the hell I want to!! Goodbye MOTHER DEAREST!" The last two words were dripping in sarcasm. He ran upstairs and knocked his younger brother down as he raced to his room. "Hey! I'll get you for that!" His brother said.
"I'm leaving, stupid, mum won't be able hit me!" Sirius yelled. He had reached his room. He threw everything in his trunk, laughing like he hadn't in years. As soon as he had everything together, he threw his trunk down the stairs. He looked down and realized it had landed on his mother.
"Not sorry, mum!!" Sirius bellowed.
"YOU DISGUST ME, YOU LITTLE COCKROACH!!" Mother Dearest screeched.
Then Sirius did something he'd dreamed of all his life. He hexed his mother with every spell that came to mind. By the time he was done, she was on the ground, knocked out by the spells. She looked terrible.
"So long ASSHOLES!!" Sirius yelled at his family.
He kicked his trunk outside and Apparated to James's house. Sirius marched straight up to the door and rang the doorbell. A bleary eyed boy with jet black hair answered the door. He brightened considerably when he spotted Sirius. "Hi Sirius!"
"JAMES I RAN AWAY!" Sirius yelled joyously.
James looked dumbstruck for a moment, then found his voice and cried "SIRIUS! What happened?! Come on, get in here!"
Sirius stepped in and looked around at the house which had been more a home to him than Hogwarts. It was a small house, but it was home. James's father looked over his Daily Prophet and said "Hello Sirius." His mother looked over and exclaimed "Oh! Sirius hello! We've missed you! Come on over and have a bite to eat!"
Yeah, a bite to eat was ten pieces of bacon, two helpings of eggs and three biscuits. Sirius was starving though. He ate like there was no tomorrow. James kept shooting questioning looks at Sirius, but Sirius kicked him under the table. As soon as they were done, James dragged Sirius into him room.
"Well?" he demanded. "What happened?! I want details."
Sirius told James what had happened. The only time when James interrupted was when he told him of the hexing of his mother.
"You hexed your own mother?" James asked, grinning devilishly.
"Damn right. Old hag deserved it," Sirius said forcefully.
"That is so awesome," was all James could manage. Then his face lightened. "Do you want to stay here for the rest of the summer?"
"YES!! That's what I was hinting at the whole time!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Sweet. I'll let mum know." Sirius gave him a look. "I won't tell her anything about your family. I'll make something up, don't worry."
James ran down to tell his parents a whopper of why Sirius was staying stay at their house for the rest of the summer. Sirius lay down on James's unbelievably comfortable bed. Only two weeks left of summer.
James came back up with a huge grin plastered on his face. "They bought it!" He said happily.
"What'd you tell them?" Sirius asked.
"That your parents were in Wales and got lost."
"WHAT?!?!"
"I'm just kidding! I told them your parents went to France and wouldn't be back for a month."
"Good, very good."
How was that?!?! I love writing....please R&R my other fan fics too!! Especially HOGWARTS CHAINSAW MASSACRE....that ones really weird, but funny in a twisted way. Thanks for reading...please review... review now.....NOW.....-Hunter-Green
By the way, 'tis rated for language. And the only reason this is called Just Kill Me is because certain people are obsessed with saying that
Disclaimer: I didn't make up the characters; however I did make up the plot. Don't sue, it's just not polite.
"SIRIUS!! WAKE UP!! YOU are going to polish every single piece of the silver WITHOUT magic this morning, and if you don't like it, you will have no breakfast," Sirius's so called mother screamed at him.
"Bitch,' Sirius muttered under his breath. He got up threw on some clothes. He looked in the mirror and looked at his hair. Oh God. It looked like road kill. Sirius ran a comb through his hair and went to the kitchen.
The house of Black was incredible. It was filled with horrible old things that tried to strangle you if you were too nice, things that were stuck to the wall with charms. But the house was gigantic. To polish everything was suicide.
He grabbed a handful of silverware and started on polishing. His anger built up as he plotted on ways to murder his mum without anyone noticing. Then, a brilliant idea popped into his head: Why stay? His birthday had been a couple of days ago. He was of age. WHY am I here?! "I should have been gone DAYS ago!" Sirius yelled.
"What?" said his hag of a mother.
"I'M SIXTEEN!! I can do whatever the hell I want to!! Goodbye MOTHER DEAREST!" The last two words were dripping in sarcasm. He ran upstairs and knocked his younger brother down as he raced to his room. "Hey! I'll get you for that!" His brother said.
"I'm leaving, stupid, mum won't be able hit me!" Sirius yelled. He had reached his room. He threw everything in his trunk, laughing like he hadn't in years. As soon as he had everything together, he threw his trunk down the stairs. He looked down and realized it had landed on his mother.
"Not sorry, mum!!" Sirius bellowed.
"YOU DISGUST ME, YOU LITTLE COCKROACH!!" Mother Dearest screeched.
Then Sirius did something he'd dreamed of all his life. He hexed his mother with every spell that came to mind. By the time he was done, she was on the ground, knocked out by the spells. She looked terrible.
"So long ASSHOLES!!" Sirius yelled at his family.
He kicked his trunk outside and Apparated to James's house. Sirius marched straight up to the door and rang the doorbell. A bleary eyed boy with jet black hair answered the door. He brightened considerably when he spotted Sirius. "Hi Sirius!"
"JAMES I RAN AWAY!" Sirius yelled joyously.
James looked dumbstruck for a moment, then found his voice and cried "SIRIUS! What happened?! Come on, get in here!"
Sirius stepped in and looked around at the house which had been more a home to him than Hogwarts. It was a small house, but it was home. James's father looked over his Daily Prophet and said "Hello Sirius." His mother looked over and exclaimed "Oh! Sirius hello! We've missed you! Come on over and have a bite to eat!"
Yeah, a bite to eat was ten pieces of bacon, two helpings of eggs and three biscuits. Sirius was starving though. He ate like there was no tomorrow. James kept shooting questioning looks at Sirius, but Sirius kicked him under the table. As soon as they were done, James dragged Sirius into him room.
"Well?" he demanded. "What happened?! I want details."
Sirius told James what had happened. The only time when James interrupted was when he told him of the hexing of his mother.
"You hexed your own mother?" James asked, grinning devilishly.
"Damn right. Old hag deserved it," Sirius said forcefully.
"That is so awesome," was all James could manage. Then his face lightened. "Do you want to stay here for the rest of the summer?"
"YES!! That's what I was hinting at the whole time!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Sweet. I'll let mum know." Sirius gave him a look. "I won't tell her anything about your family. I'll make something up, don't worry."
James ran down to tell his parents a whopper of why Sirius was staying stay at their house for the rest of the summer. Sirius lay down on James's unbelievably comfortable bed. Only two weeks left of summer.
James came back up with a huge grin plastered on his face. "They bought it!" He said happily.
"What'd you tell them?" Sirius asked.
"That your parents were in Wales and got lost."
"WHAT?!?!"
"I'm just kidding! I told them your parents went to France and wouldn't be back for a month."
"Good, very good."
How was that?!?! I love writing....please R&R my other fan fics too!! Especially HOGWARTS CHAINSAW MASSACRE....that ones really weird, but funny in a twisted way. Thanks for reading...please review... review now.....NOW.....-Hunter-Green