In honor of New Year's and AVPSY, I've written this insane tale of craziness. This story shall go hour by hour until just after midnight, starting at six '0 clock in the evening. Let's how much trouble these guys can get into at that time.

Enjoy.

You would think that since it is the holidays, most of the students at Hogwarts would be gone. Well, my friendly reader, you would be wrong, for on New Year's, these kids party like nothing you've never seen before!

Knock-knock.

"Herman!" Ron yelled, his eyes glued to a television screen. "Go get the door!"

"Why do I need to get it? Harry, you're hosting this party, shouldn't you be the one to welcome your guests?"

"Not now, Hermione," Harry yelled. "I'm trying to beat Ron at Guitar Hero!" Sighing, Hermione opened the door to see Chessy, Riley and Marcus in the doorway.

"Hey guys!"

"Hey, Hermione!" Riley exclaimed, hugging the witch.

"We brought the Fun Dip," Marcus said, pulling out the bag.

Chess pulled out her own bag of treats, "And the RedVines!"

Ron and Harry stopped and stared at the bag in Chessy's hands, beaming, "REDVINES!" Within moments, they jumped the poor Authoress, fighting for a RedVine.

Marcus walked over to the Headmaster, "Watsup, Dumbledore!"

"Marcus," Dumbledore said, giving him a classic bro-hug, "Nice to see ya! How's one of my favorite students?"

"Feelin' good, feelin' good! You wouldn't happen to know where the butterbeer is around here, wouldja?"

Dumbledore stared at him, appalled, "Now, young man, what kind of Headmaster would I be if I allowed substances like that into Hogwarts?"

"… The smartest, most awesomest, practical-."

"Beautiful," Chessy added, appearing from nowhere before returning to the RedVine fight.

"-Beautiful wizard in the whole world?" After a moment of silence, Dumbledore laughed.

"That's my boy! Here." He tossed him a bottle. "Just don't try to have more than five, you see weird things when you drink that much."

Riley stepped into the conversation, "How much does it take to get you drunk?"

"WELL….Two, maybe three. It depends on how much your stomach can handle."

"Is it any good?" Marcus asked.

"Try it! See for yourself!" Marcus took a sip and his face suddenly lit up like a Christmas tree.

"OHMYGOODNESSTHISISSOAWESOME!" Marcus downed the rest and took off to get another.

The Headmaster turned to Riley and Hermione, "Is he always like that?"

"Yup," Chessy said from behind them, her clothes ripped and her hair a mess. "Whenever that boy has any type of energetic intake, he'll go nuts."

"What happened to you?"

"Just… never bring RedVines to a party where Harry Potter or Ron Weasley is present." In fact, she was also covered in punch, cupcake frosting and corn chips were peeking out from her hair.

"Want us to help you get cleaned up?" Riley asked.

"Sure." Hermione walked with them to the nearest bathroom.