(Okay, this is the first fanfic that I have written on the computer in like…… forever so don't mind if it sucks! Oh, and I don't own any of the characters from Trigun or Final Fantasy 7 so don't sue me. Cause all you would get is my younger brother! So on with the story! Most of the characters will be very occ cause it makes it funny that way. X3 )

"So how long have we been walking now?" Vash asked loudly.

"Long enough for you to ask 7592654810 times." replied Wolfwood who Vash somehow save from death by a way that I the powerful Arthur will not tell you cause I'm to lazy to think of it.

"Why did we decide to do this again?" grumbled Knives as they looked acrossed the large expanse of dessert.

"Because Vash somehow talked you and I into going and trying to find some sort of paradise on this barren planet, Master" stated Legato who Vash had saved the same way as Wolfwood cause I'm lazy.

"Oh. Does anyone else see the large amount of trees and grass in front of use? Cause if it's just me I need shot." Knives pointed in a forward direction as Vash started on his speech of 'how you can't choose if people die' which was ignored by the other three.

"Well then I need shot too cause I see it as well." commented Wolfwood as he stared in the direction Knives pointed.

"Me too." said Legato who blinked several times.

"GRASS AND TREES! THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE THERE AND THAT MEANS DONUTS!" Vash cried as he ran towards the source of life.

"Vash! Get Back Here!" yelled Wolfwood as he took off after the needle noggin.

"Shall we, Master?" asked Legato.

"Yes, we shall." answered Knives as they took off after the other two.

After what seemed like miles of running they finally made it to the edge of the grassy area. They all stood on the grass for a moment just amazed that it was there.

"LAND!" Vash yelled loudly as he bent over kissing the ground.

"Now if only you would have done that when I wanted you too there would have been no problem with the human population." said Knives with a snicker.

"Shut up!" Vash yelled at his twin.

"Wark?"

"……"

"Wark?"

"……"

"Wark?" The four men stood there for a moment before they all looked at the where the sound came from.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! It's a giant demonic long necked chicken on stilts!" screeched Vash as he fell over from the "chicken's" face in his face.

"Wark?" The 'chicken' said again.

"Um, it's not a chicken." A young blonde man leaned out from behind the creatures head. "It's a chocobo."

"Gasuheit?" said Wolfwood in reply.

"No. Chocobo." the blonde stayed clam oddly.

"You're choking! I'LL SAVE YOU!" yelled Vash ready to do the heimlich.

"No! Chocobo!" The blonde's eye twitched.

"Choke Bo? Who's Bo and why do you want to choke him? I'll help!" said Knives happily.

"ARG! NO! THIS CREATURE IS A CHOCOBO!" yelled the blonde stranger.

"Gasuheit?" asked Legato.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" the blonde yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Wark." said the chocobo.

"So who are you?" asked Knives as he stared at the third blonde in this now strange group.

"Oh. Me? I'm Cloud Strife."