A/n: Me and one of my friends, Anna, wrote this story. It was Anna's idea. It just sort of popped into her head. PS. Anna says Fluffy!
Maniacal Laughter"Ooh… they're soft…….," Dudley said, as he was shopping for new shoes with his father, Vernon, mommy, Petunia, and disgusted cousin, Harry Potter. Harry looked on with a face of disgust.
"They're fluffy," Harry muttered to himself- in disgust, of course.
"WHAT'S THAT BOY?" Uncle Vernon roared at Harry. He was practically deaf. Harry rolled his eyes.
"THEY'RE FLUFFY!" Harry roared back-in still more disgust.
"I know," said Dudley, in a dreamy voice, rubbing the shoes on his very large butt. "That's why I love them! I hope they're female! I want to marry them!"
"WHAT'S THAT SON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SOMEONE BUY ME A HEARING AID!" Harry rolled his eyes again. 'I hate shopping with the Dursleys,' he thought…who's disgust turned into absolute repulsion.
"I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE, FATHER," Dudley screamed at his father. He picked up his shoes.
"Dudley," said Harry, as his face started to turn green. He was about to puke because of his disgusting, repulsive, absolutely, sicken, cousin, "why do you like those shoes? They're pink. And fluffy. AND THEY HAVE A SPARKLING UNICORN ON THE SIDE! THEY ARE SO DAMNED UGLY!ii Will you excuse me?" Harry ran to the loo, to puke.
"Mommy," Dudley said in his sweetest voice, "will you buy these simply ravishing shoes for me?"
"Neigh! I'm a pink, fluffy, pony! With sparkles!" Petunia chirped happily, just as Harry returned from the loo. He promptly fainted.
A/n: It's very random but we don't care. We enjoy randomness. Please review.
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