AN: Hey there ya cucks.

I'm not fucking around with this shit

This is a real story

If you clicked on this hoping to actually get aroused, fuck, that might happen, who knows.

If you haven't caught on, this is a shitpost, a shitpost I'm actually going to put time and effort into, god help us all

If you just wanna have a good laugh by reading a shitty fanfic, welcome to the club, I'm probably gonna laugh my ass off while writing this

I may actually take thing seriously in my next story, if you'd like to see that

So, without further ado, here's my Alex X Steve Minecraft Lemon

Please end me

Alex POV:

After a long day spent mining in the caves, Steve and I are heading back to our cobblestone house

We made it a few days ago, it's much safer than the wooden house we had before

"Hey Alex" Steve said to me, glancing so seductively as usual "What do you want to do once we get home?" He asked, like it wasn't obvious already

"You know what I want to do" I say, winking

I didn't even notice the zombie that walked up behind me, but Steve did

BLAM he shot the monster with an arrow, before it could hurt me

"My hero" I say, unbuttoning my shirt "Let's do it here Stevie" I say, getting on the ground and spreading my legs

World POV:

As Alex lies down against a tree, spreading her legs, Steve unzips his pants, revealing his gigantic blocky cock

"Oh Stevie, pound my dirty square pussy harder" Alex says as Steve begins to thrust

"OH YES, HARDER HARDER" Alex screams as her cube breasts bounce violently

Steve continues to thrust inside Alex's pussy for hours, their moans of pleasure only growing more intense as time passes

Soon, they been at it for weeks, Steve's stamina seeming to be endless, His hunger being filled only by the naughty juices being released by him and Alex

"OH MORE, HARDER HARDER" are few of the only words even spoken in the woods now, with Steve and Alex being locked in their intercourse

Both Steve and Alex have came hundreds of times, nay, thousands

They're now doing it in a puddle of their own sex juices

Steve's blocky member seemingly never goes flaccid, even after Cumming hundreds of times, he appears to have drank an entire stack of 64 stamina potions

"OH YES STEVIE, CUM INSIDE AGAIN, YES!" Alex screams, as Steve releases his last load before they both pass out, in the puddle of semen they were fucking in

AN: Was that arousing enough?

Please say no, my dick was very confused while writing this though, it's like it wanted to get hard, but it knew that this was a piece of shit story

Anyway, leave a review and tell me what you think, was it a good story? Was it a horrible story? I thought so just tell me anyway

Remember, if you like this shit, good for you, if this got you off, good job me, if you thought this was a good shitpost, then I did my job

Anyway, this is your Un-ironic fanfiction writer signing off

Now go fuck yourself (bye)