In Gosalyn's bedroom; the duck who had a cast on a leg was relaxing on her bed while playing Grand Theft Auto on Xbox One.
"Die, die, die. This game is awesome." said Gosalyn.
Spongebob who was watching everything outside the room shook his head.
"Such a disturbing duck, I'm sure she's been sneaking a bunch of views of Samurai Jack season 5." said Spongebob.
He walked into the room and unplugged the tv.
Gosalyn became mad.
"Hey." said Gosalyn.
SpongeBob smiled.
"Nice to see you to." said Spongebob, "How's the leg?"
"Still broken, but at least I'll be able to get some time off of school." said Gosalyn.
"Oh yeah, a bad thing happens, something good comes out of it." said Spongebob.
He chuckled.
"I remember when I got a splinter." He said, "Bad at first, but then some good came from it. Kind of like how it went with that whole Jack and that huge beanstalk incident."
Gosalyn became confused.
"Beanstalk?" said Gosalyn.
"Well since you asked. The whole Jack and the Beanstalk story has a bunch of bad things happen, but good came from the bad stuff." said Spongebob.
The scene then changed to some type of farm land; there was a bunch of farm work being done.
Vegetables were being picked, cows were being milked, and pigs were being fed.
"All throughout the land, farmers kept everyone eating and healthy. One such farm which had our hero Jack was about to become very fortunate." Spongebob narrated.
At one farm; Jack who looked like Sonic was relaxing on a porch playing an electric guitar.
"I moved out to Langley recently with a plain and simple dream, want to infiltrate some third world place and topple their regime." Jack sang.
"Wait, why is there modern technology?" Gosalyn said over the story.
"For the sake of humor purposes." said Spongebob.
Jack continued to sing as three of his roommates who looked like Lincoln, Lynn, and Bugs Bunny walked over to him with buckets full of milk.
"Still lazing around?" said the eleven year old.
"Nope, waiting for an important call on if I'll be promoted." said Jack.
A phone rang and Jack ran off.
He went to a room where an old school 1910's wall phone was ringing and picked up the receiver.
"Hello?" said Jack.
A bunch of smoke came out of the speaking end, causing Jack to cough before hanging up.
The rabbit and boy appeared.
"Who was it?" said the rabbit.
"The fire department." said Jack.
The other two became shocked.
"Seriously?" said the rabbit.
Jack nodded as the phone rang again.
The girl appeared and grabbed the phone.
"Hello?" said the girl.
A bunch of laser blasts came out of the speaking end, causing the girl to hang up.
"Who was it?" said Jack.
"George Lucas and J. J Abrams." said the girl.
Another roommate who looked like Randy Cunningham appeared.
"Dude, we've got a problem." said the teenager.
Everyone turned to the teen.
"What is it?" said Jack.
The teen pulled out a newspaper with an article that said 'Stock market crashes'.
Everyone is shocked by that.
"That ain't good." said the girl.
"With the stock market crashed, it'll be a breakdown of social order." said the eleven year old.
The rabbit became confused.
"Aren't you all over reacting?" said the rabbit.
Almost in an instant, the whole setting turned into a desert like apocalypse and the group was dressed up like characters from Mad Max complete with skin tight black leather jumpsuits.
The rabbit became confused and saw that he was wearing a black leather jumpsuit.
"Welcome to the apocalypse Barry. I hope you like leather." said Jack.
"Not really." the rabbit known as Barry said.
"It was true, the stock market crashed and the land suffered because of it." Spongebob narrated.
In a corn field; all the corn plants were dried up.
"All the vegetation turned into dust."
The corn plants turned into dust.
A lake started to dry up.
"The lakes dried up to nothing."
A bunch of farm animals started to sicken and die.
"All the farm animals started to die."
Eventually all the farms started to fall apart.
"It all happened because America elected a pigeon who had a hair due similar to Donald Trump's."
At the White House; Toby the Pigeon laughed.
"Yes, my plan is going into effect. With the stock market crashing, everyone will go broke, and I'll be the only rich person in the country." Tody Pigeon said.
He continued to laugh as the scene changed back to Gosalyn's bedroom.
"Putting that pigeon in office was a bad idea." said Gosalyn, "Even in real life."
"So what's weird is that there's talking underpants." said SpongeBob.
He then stood up.
"Well, I'd better get to work, I'll tell you the rest of the story when I return home." said Spongebob.
He then walked out of the room.