Story Name:Hot or Not
Author Name: x.Futuristic.Alice.x
A/N: Hey people!! Okay… so I'm sorta new to this, so please bear with me. I invite criticism as long as it helps improve my work – it's constructive criticism basically. Flames are okay… because I respect the fact that not everyone is going to enjoy or like my fanfiction although I doubt I will read flames XP.
READERS BEWARE!! I really suck at quick updating because a) I am a lazy bum :p b) I'm grounded – no computers for the next two weeks c) exams and finals are coming up soon, so I have to study – a.k.a. No computers d) and right now I'm sure u really don't feel like reading this so I'm just going to quickly get me points across haha, sorry.
Right, I live in South Africa okay? So my spelling won't be American (even though I am frequently told that when I talk I sound American, lol). So I'm not going to spell color (American) because I say colour. I'm not going to say blu-tack, I don't know how you spell that (Australian). I'm going to say prestik. Because like I said, I live in SOUTH AFRICA!! And no I don't have bloody wild animals living in my back garden!! Grrrr………..
And, so sorry if there are any spelling mistakes, I use sms language a lot, so over the years my punctuation and stuff sorta goes funny. Sorry. And if u don't understand what I'm saying wen I say: LMAO or something like that… u live in a cave!! XP (jokes. Don't be offended)
Disclaimer:I don't own Twilight or any of it's awesome characters. I own the plot and the storyline (same thing, lol). I don't own any of the clothes or the music… :(
Right now I am terribly sorry for that major A/N. and virtual cookies for those who read that :)
ON WITH THE STORY!! XD
Ages: Bella – 23
Alice – 23
Rosalie – 24
Edward – 24
Jasper – 24
Emmett – 25
Playlist: Anything But Ordinary – Avril Lavigne (doesn't have much to do with the chappie, but I was listening to it :P)
Chapter 1: Choices and Consequences
Another uneventful day in my life… or so I thought.
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While I was busy making lasagna, all of a sudden in runs 'the pixie'.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!WEGOTIN!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
"Okay! Alice..." I said in my most stern voice," take a deep breath and slow down, I can't understand anything you're saying".
"Whatever, anyway Bella you know that e-mail I sent to enter you rose and I for that cool TV show 'Hot or Not?" And not even waiting for me to respond, "I received a REPLY!! We are officially going on the show!!WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!!
Oh yea baby! And we both started giggling like loons…
Okay, so I guess I should be making a few introductions…
Well I'm Bella, and that was Alice.
- Not enough I hear? Okay fine, my detailed introductions…
So, I'm Bella, Isabella Marie Swan, but who really wants to say that whole mouthful? I prefer Bella thank you.
My "Best Friends" are: Alice (the little pixie) and Rosalie (Rose).
Picture Barbie then double her, so now there're now, one blonde, one with short spiky black hair. Now add a ragdoll – yeah, that would be a pretty accurate comparison of us.
Rose: (Barbie 1) Supermodel features. Blonde bombshell. Blue eyes. Gets asked out on millions of dates. Super hot (and she knows it). Sweet and kind.
Alice: (Barbie 2) HYPER! Short (4"10) but in a cute way. Supermodel features minus the height problem. Also just remember don't give Alice sugar of caffeine, no overdosing… if that does happen I have one line for you: "Good Luck Soldier!"
And to top it all off… they're both MAJOR shopaholics!! GAHHHHH…. I hate shopping!
Then that leaves me, Bella Swan. So, I'll be fair with you, I'm not necessarily the ugliest person in the whole world, but I'm also not the most beautiful. I'm not actually ugly, but just standing in the same room as Rose or Alice is a major hit to my self-esteem. I'm a plain Jane, nothing too special about me. I have the girl-next-door look going for me. At 5"4, brunette, brown eyes, I was pretty much an all round everybody's friends good girl. The only thing that could possibly deem me as interesting – is the fact that I am CLUMSY (I would put that in swirly letters if I were you!) Luckily Alice started taking (more like dragging) me to dance class, and Rose to aerobics and through all the practicing I've actually managed to gain more balance and I do yoga and pilates now. It's a good thing because before then I couldn't catch a ball to save my life!
Anyway, back to what Alice was talki- o sorry SCREAMING about.
Up until 3 months ago there was this new reality TV show called: Hot or Not, and all I could remember thinking when the ad came on was: Not!"
Hot or Not – is basically, a reality TV show that is much like America's Next Top Model. 17 Contestants have to live together for 5 weeks and compete against each other to become the 3 top models, who each win a date with the Cullens and get assigned model records, not to mention the publicity and free clothes!
The Cullen Brothers that would be Emmett, Jasper and Edward Cullen are hosting the show. "They're the hottest new sensation in the celebrity world right now!" – as quoted from every other girl's mouth in the world!
They are huge celebrities right now, the can do just about everything sing, dance and act! And now they've got their own show! They're songs propelled them to instant stardom and I hear that they're releasing a new album called: Pandemonium.
They're father, Carlisle Cullen, a world-renowned doctor specializing in practically every medical sector, lungs, heart whatever it is, you name it!
And they're mother Esme Cullen, is actually their producer and agent, and a very famous one at that.
After Alice and Rose saw the ad on TV looking for contestants to star in the show, they screamed and immediately started freaking out.
Alice e-mailed the company, got us our applications, filled in all the details and entered us in the show.
I figured it would be a lost cause right away. But Rose and Alice kept up the enthusiasm and optimism. After 2 months and still no reply, even Rose's unfaltering assurance started to waver… but Alice? Oh no, more positive than ever, she was forever repeating, "I'm almost sure about this guys, no scratch that, I'm 100 certain we're gonna get in!", there was no swaying Alice. And now I realise, "Never bet against Alice Brandon!" Because as it turns out, she was right.
"OMGOMGOMG!!" screamed Alice. "Alice, calm down! Who says I'm even going…" I teased.
Wrong move.
"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!", I visibly flinched at her sudden change of mood, and cringing at the use of my full name. "Don't you dare spoil my- OUR fun!! YOU ARE COMING WITH US!! DO YOU READ ME?!"
"What are you going to do if I don't?" I dared to ask.
"I will personally drag you to all the shopping malls in the entire state and buy you enough clothes for a million wardrobes AND make you carry all of it! AND then I'm going to play Bella Barbie for the rest of my life and you will have no say in either of these punishments!" she smiled evilly with a glint in her eye.
"OK! OK! FINE! I'll go, I'll go, just don't make me go shopping." I pleaded (although I knew full well that it would be beyond impossible, considering we are talking about Alice here…)
"Fine by me, you won't but I'll go for you…"
I groaned. "Argghhh! Fine I'll come shopping with you."
She smiled, "Great! Now I'm going to call Rose and tell her "THE" news!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
And she ran screaming away.
Alice and her unpredictable mood swings. I chuckled. And I could already hear Rose screaming just as excitedly on the other end.
Little did we know that this "one-shot-in-my-mortal-life" thing, just so happened to change the course of all our futures.
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So… what did u think? I promise these ANs won't be so long after this one, sowi
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