"Oh! Carlos isn't he the most adorable vampire cat you've ever seen?" cried Cecil, shoving the black vamp cat (with grey streaks) in his partners face. "Yes Cecil, yes, the cutest one i've even seen." he said, not even taking a peak at the cat, except for the obviously obtained information about it's gender, gained by the action of Cecil flashing the vamp cats privates in his face. It was male. Obviously. Anyways, he didn't even need to look, obviously, this was the only vampire cat that he had ever seen. Most of the things in NightVale were new to Carlos, some of them, including the dog park(that while we're on that subject i must say, i am being very daring even mentioning the dog park and i will have to pray to the gods for forgiveness once this fanfic is over. Of which the specified area does not even accept dogs, and even if it did it would not be a very good idea to put your dog in the dog park...judging by the fact that more than likely it's little butt will never make it out.), the Glow-Cloud (which i will try not to elaborate to much on due to the fact that i may scare you if i go into to much detail), and the fact that the books in NightVale may just happen to stop working at any point in time. If many of these things were mentioned to him before he moved here he would have easily passed them off as stories, but now he has been forced to reconsider that assumption.

The fact that Cecil seems to show him every little unique thing he sees, may indeed be one of the weird things that Carlos occasionally notices are happening in NightVale (also Cecil's mentioning is not 'occasionally' but more like 'all-day-all-night' or easier stated as 24/7.), although maybe not, this is just an artist's wild guess. This was just what was happening right now after the color-changing paint that Cecil had painted his walls with to show him it was real, and the lightbulbs that turned on with the snap of your fingers (Which Cecil installed into his house to prove their real-ness) and the all too real X-ray glasses that when he was forced to try them on made him see things of Cecil's that should not be seen (oh-hoh!).

Anyways, back to actual plot. "You didn't even look..."exclaimed Cecil glumly, though soon it was masked by the almost immediate mentioning of another crazy device that probably only exists in NightVale, the Walkie-Talkie that-oh wait never mind thats everywhere. Carlos looked over at Cecil who was now moving on to talk about how the newest intern had gotten his hand caught in a blender and that Cecil had to figure out whether to blame him for not calling in when his hand was torn to shreds. He decided to let the guy off in the end, only because the intern had bribed him with a peaceful offering of a (free) piece of coffee cake for breakfast the following morning (in exchange for not telling the council about him even being late at all). Carlos shook his head, i mean, how could this man talk so much. Well may as well ask, he thought.

"Hey Cecil?"

"Hmmm?"

"Why is that cat over at my apartment?"

"What are you talking about Carlos-(baby) this is my apartment!"

"No it's not Cecil...it's mine." Cecil looked at Carlos,

"Fine you win! This is your apartment! But won't you please keep Big-D over here for a couple o' days for meeee? Please?" Big-D jumped out of Cecil's arms and onto Carlos. "Awwww! Looooookkkk! He likes you!" Cecil loudly exclaimed, smiling widely. "You can keep him if you want!" There was a (long) pause, then Cecil went on "He's yours now Carlos! I knew when i first saw him at the new 'Vampire Cat Adopt Center' that you'd AB-SO-LUTE-LY love him!"

"Wha!-" Carlos's eyes grew wide, " I don't want a vampire cat!"

"Why not?" Cecil pouted, "they only kill 1 out of every 3 people that own one..."

"Actually Cecil, thats quite a few people considering that nearly everyone in Nightvale owns one." Cecil, still not reconizing that he was the one who was wrong, smirked at his friend's stupidity, although decided to drop that conversation and had the amazing thought to just leave 'Big-D' there when he left. Carlos, now being pleased that he did not have to argue any longer, turned away and went back to work. Although Carlos knew that work couldn't last to long when Cecil was around, and he was exactly right. Cecil interrupted,

"Hey Carlos! I have a wonderful question!"

"Yes?" Carlos has never understood why people said that, why not just ask the question, there is no need for a prelude.

"Wont'cha come to work with me tomorrow? Then you can see the incredibly awesome-" Carlos stopped listening at this point although he is not sure whether Cecil is being serious, he was leaning towards it but not quite there.

(A few hours later)Carlos got up, surely 11 hours of work was enough for today, at least it seemed that it was eleven hours no one was ever quite sure what time it was in NightVale. Seeing Cecil, laying (but not really laying) down on a kitchen chair that he (Cecil) must have pushed over there earlier because it certainly didn't belong there, made him relax a bit. So, being calmed down Carlos decided to make some tea before he went to bed. He poured cold water instead of hot judging by the last few times he did it did not cause the water to blow up in his face (as the warm water did) and it still provided a wonderful warm result when he was finished. Once he was done he went to his room, and set the tea on his bed-side table and then grabbed "Sciency-Wiency Bed-Time Stories" and lay down in his bed.