Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters!

Warning: Cross-dressing, boy x boy, cursing, Yaoi.

Chapter 1.

Naruto wasn't proud to admit it, but he lost a bet. He really thought that he was able to do those hundred push- ups faster than that stupid Lee. But like anyone other than the stubborn blond thought, Naruto lost and now he had to pay for it.

The blonde boy was sitting in shame on his bed surrounded by his friends. They all laughed at him which made Naruto blush a deep red colour. He should've seen this punishment coming. Especially when he let Lee himself decide what to do with him.

Sakura was busy with Naruto's face as she sometimes stopped to chuckle or laugh out loud. When she was done, she handed him some clothes and told him to go change in the bathroom.

With a sigh, the blonde got up and walked towards the bathroom, purposely not looking in the mirror. He unfolded the clothes and looked at them in disgust. Did he really have to do this? He looked at the bathroom window. I could probably fit through there. But he shook his head. No, he had to take this like a man! He wouldn't chicken out over such a stupid bet he lost. And so, he put on all the clothes that were given to him and walked back to his so called friends.

The room was silent for a bit, taking in the new view they got on the blonde. Until Sakura broke the silence.

"That dress looks even better on you then on me!" They all laughed except for Naruto, he pouted and looked the other way.

"What luck that your body is so feminine," Ino chuckled. "You could easily fit in everything we hand to you."

Indeed, it was exactly how you think it was. Naruto's punishment was to cross- dress like a girl, dress, make- up, everything. But not only that, oh no, he had to go out like this. And since it was Friday evening, he was told to go hit on a guy in the club. A freaking dance club.

"I think we could do better though!" Lee sprinted to the bag Sakura had brought and searched through it. He eventually found what he was looking for and gave it to Naruto.

"A wig?!" This night couldn't get any worse.

"Yes, that way you'll really look like a girl. I mean, you have to flirt with some guy. Might as well do it good right?"

Naruto let out another sigh and put on the wig. Sakura helped him putting it in its right position and looked at the result with a wide grin on her face. The blonde turned to everyone with a grumpy expression.

"Well.. How does it look?"

"Amazing, you look beautiful."

"Funny, Neji," the blonde spat at the Hyuuga.

"We need a new name for him though, a girly name." Everyone thought about that for a second.

"How about Naruko?" The usually silent Sai spoke up. Everyone turned to him and nodded in agreement.

"That will do then, Naruko!"

"Well, go already! And don't come back until you have someone's phone number!"

In a flash, they had pushed him into the club where he was supposed to be and warned him a last time that they would know he cheated.

In a short amount of time, the blonde sat behind the bar with a nervous feeling. He searched through his bag until he found the handmirror Sakura gave to him. He looked at himself. Not too bad actually. He thought to himself, but blushed soon after this weird confession.

Naruto had sat on his place for almost an hour now, without making any attempt to flirt with someone, let alone asking someone's number. Though a few guys had come to him already, the blonde had rejected all of them, since he was way too nervous and embarrassed.

That is until this one stranger showed up next to him. They guy looked him up and down and smiled deviously.

"Alone tonight I presume?" The guy had a smooth voice on which any real girl would melt. But Naruto wasn't a real girl so he just thought of it as annoying.

"Yeah I am," Naruto said in his most girly voice. He grabbed the big glass of beer that he had bought and took a large sip out of it.

"Woah there, don't girls usually take wine or something?" The guy had a playful tone in his voice and it irritated Naruto to the deepest pit of his being. This weirdo was even more annoying then all of the other guys that had tried him out. But there was something about this one. Even though Naruto hadn't looked at him yet, he just knew that this guy was handsome.

"Can I ask you your name?" The stranger wouldn't let go even though he was given the ignore treatment. And even after he didn't get an answer, he still didn't leave.

"Well, MY name is Sasuke Uchiha. And I would love to know your name."

Naruto sighed. Might as well get this stupid thing over with.

"Naruko. That's my name."

"That's a lovely name for a lovely girl." Naruto could hear the smirk in the other's voice. He rolled his eyes and looked at the stranger for the first time. And that was a mistake.

The stranger had pale silk like skin, raven- black hair that was spiky on the back of his head and black eyes that just felt like they could stare right into your soul. His clothes weren't anything unusual or anything but they fit the guy so well. In other words, this guy was handsome as fuck.

Naruto felt himself blush when he made eye contact with Sasuke and quickly looked away, hoping that his slip of personality would go unnoticed. But unlucky for him, it didn't.

"Don't be shy. Come on, how about we go dance. I like the song that is up right now."

Without even waiting for an answer, Sasuke pulled Naruto from his chair and dragged him to the dance floor where he started dancing with him.

After some time, Naruto began to actually enjoy himself and started to dance as well. They sometimes got back to the bar to get themselves some drinks but they always ended up back at the dance floor.

Their dance began to get a little more.. intimate as they got more and more tipsy. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's behind and grinded his hips a little bit above Naruto's own crotch, luckily for him since he started to get a little bit excited by this way of dancing.

They both got tired after a while and went outside, Sasuke pulling Naruto forward. The raven- haired boy took advantage of the drunken state of the blonde 'girl' and pulled 'her' in for a deep hug.

"My place or yours?"

New fanfic! How do you like this? I know Sasuke is a bit off character here but I kind of like him like this as well. Please review your thoughts on this!